The next time an NFC East opponent sweeps Philly, this clip will get played on repeat.

Found the guy with a stick-and-poke of Woody Woodpecker or some shit.

Why is proper capitalization so hard for so many people? It’s actually way more work to Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence. Why the fuck do people persist in doing this?

I don’t really care for baseball but I always get choked up at these videos. This is awesome.

Fuck Billy Joel especially because every song sounds like a showtune.

Nah, fuck that. She was expelled, so good on U of A for doing the right thing and Alabama shouldn’t “split credit” for anything. It’s fucked that some shitty white kids think they can visit the south for whatever reason and be openly racist because “it’s okay” there. It’s not.

I get that you guys can’t stand Simmons (though I’ve never fully understood why it runs so deep around here)

Cook it on the stove people. It takes longer but you’ll never look back.

Guilty Gear Xrd Rev 2

It’s true. Saban has built the most dominant and enduring college football dynasty in recent history entirely with shitty players. No good linebackers, running backs, or quarterbacks. Just more of a testament to how great of a coach he is.

I want Deadspin to do the Daisy Ridley version of this post just so we can see that comment section.

I’m glad you spelled this out because I thought I caught a flash of the words “Ray Liotta” on the screen and I was trying to figure out why the fuck that would be in there.

It’s funny how when I was a kid I wanted to play almost every game. I’d rent multiple games and go through them in a weekend. Now I’m 34 and there’s maybe only one or two AAA titles I’m even interested in each year. Even when I get a new game it’s just a matter of time before I put it down and go back to Madden,…

This is me, but having an e-reader now has curbed this a lot. I used to buy every book that I might be interested in just so they could sit on the shelf and wait. Now I download (not totally legally) epub files first and read them on my device. Now I only buy a physical copy if it’s something I know that I enjoy.

Fellaini is the most soccer player looking soccer player that has ever lived.

Obviously nobody likes Jerry, but does anyone really think that Goodell should be paid $50 million per year?

Hell yes. I’ve been waiting years for some Keith Haring signature shoes.

One of the worst feelings in my adult life came when a five-year relationship collapsed, and afterwards I heard from a mutual friend that my ex talked about having a “Jim and Pam” flirty thing with a guy at work.

Yeah that whole sequence from 00:17-00:22 is just shameful. I can’t blame the Colombian guy for trying to sell that slap that didn’t connect, but the way the other guy decides to drop and grab his leg is just ludicrous.

Can confirm. Colloquially you hear people call them “water bugs” or “wood roaches” but they usually come in from outside and are much larger than the roaches in this video. Those things can fuck right off.