If Eli makes the Hall he will challenge Joe Namath for the title of worst QB in Canton. Eli is basically Phil Simms part 2.

At this point it’s been triple-stamped. A panel of judges will convene next week to rule on no-erasies. NFL could also put forth the argument that one cannot triple-stamp a double-stamp.

This is giving me something to think about. I currently have a silver plan that’s around $250 with my subsidy. I’ve only had to actually use my insurance though twice in the past three years. It might make sense to me to scale down and save some cash.

I hate that I agree with this. I have a 304 titan and a 303 hunter and I can’t motivate myself to play even though the game itself is extremely polished and fun to play.

Now Heath is officially a better kicker than he is a safety.

And all the content, except maybe raid (I don’t like PVP) has been exhausted already

What they need to do is match make you in to a lobby and have all the players vote for the game mode

My girlfriend has an infuriating system where she puts everything she’s remotely interested in into her cart, then before she gets in line to pay she decides what she actually wants to buy and the rest of the shit she just puts on the nearest shelf. It makes me want to hide in shame.

In the south, all soft drinks are coke.

Just to add one more:

I vote that we stop using the term “America” to refer to the USA just so we don’t have to endure these pedantic dicks who sigh and look over the tops of their eyeglasses while they correct the rest of us.

This just in: Any public figure who is not paid to be a PR rep should be able to say any heinous shit they want without being held accountable by the public.

Is there a Root article about this yet?

Honestly, when I heard this story the first thing that crossed my mind was “How will the Deadspin comment section reconcile this misogyny with their undying love of Cam Newton?”

Cam is a golden child on this site. Anywhere he is mentioned on here there will be white knights calling him a top-5 QB.

Maybe I’m alone on this but I expected Danny Boyle’s Sunshine to be on here. Great list though and other people in the comments have reminded me of a few other films I need to rewatch.

This reminds me of 30 Rock where NBC is owned by the Sheinhardt Wig Company.

As a Cowboys fan, let me tell you that I still have PTSD from our own Weeden vs Cassel stretch in 2015. This shit will not end well.

not a ton of variety in guns or enemies

As far as signing shitty humans goes, you both have Brandon Marshall in common.