I’m convinced this article was ghostwritten by Kate Carraway.

No mention of Tyrion and his dragon whispering?

Daddy’s Princess needs more compliments.

H&M designed Sweden’s looks, and while that might not bode well for performance fabrics, at least there’s a sassy shirt in the mix.

This guy has been an insufferable, self-important nerd for a couple of years, but after he didn’t hit up Lindsey Pelas when she gave him the open invitation he’s officially dead to me now.

Titans fans have to be used to getting hosed by now.

What is a Bravely Second End Layer? What is a Dream Drop Distance? Do they even know?

The sequels had Horde Mode, which is the best thing that ever happened to the Gears series. GoW 2 and 3 were worth playing just for that.

I guess today I learned that Jerry Seinfeld isn’t white.

At first glance I thought that Chip had gotten a “bagel head” body mod.

Reading these Jez comments speculating on what guys really do is probably the most fun I’ve had all day.

Can’t wait for Jordan Sargent to try one of these for the first time, then tell us “it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever had.”

Same. It’s not as deep as other shooters, particularly compared to Battlefield.. but the level of immersion is fantastic. The soundtrack and sound effects in particular really make it for me. It’s not what I play when I want some hardcore FPS combat, but it’s a lot of fun when I’m in the mood for some Star Wars action.

I actually miss the old old R6 and Rogue Spear gameplay where you had to plan out your mission with the map beforehand.

I kinda felt the same way after playing The Division beta. I’m a day-one Destiny guardian, and for all its flaws one thing that Bungie absolutely nailed is the gunplay. The actual act of running-jumping-shooting things feels amazing and that’s what keeps bringing me back.

I haven’t watched any WWE in years, but that’s not surprising. Jericho has always been one of the best talents in the entire industry.

Of all the things to cape up for... Stacey Dash’s acting ability? You’re right, she was a Meryl Streep waiting to happen before white Hollywood told her to kick rocks.

Great, but why announce it? If I came across an article that cited Schrodinger and Faraday and I didn’t know who those people were, I would either google them or just go on with my day. Posting about how I don’t know them (and then doubling down when questioned and acting proud of not knowing them) serves absolutely…

In other important media news, I see that Gawker has sold a minority stake to help them pay for the Hulk Hogan trial. I predict that there will not be a Gawker article about this.

Earlier in the year Clemson had an onside kick called back because the opposing team “wasn’t given the opportunity to field the ball” or something to that effect. The difference is that on that play, the opposing player raised his hand for a fair catch, which is legal on kickoff plays as long as the ball hasn’t…