Jerry is the GM in name only. Stephen Jones and Will McClay run that team now.

Hey, don’t spoil a good narrative.

Too soon.

You live by the dumpster athlete, you die by the dumpster athlete.

Great point. How many stone is 30 tons again?

Uhhh not really. Those tropes weren’t started by Star Wars as much as they were adapted and updated from some pretty ancient myths. Joseph Campbell’s Hero With a Thousand Faces lays out pretty cleanly the classic mythological story arc. George Lucas has been pretty open that he relied heavily on Joseph Campbell’s work…

Clearly most of the Kotaku readership gives a lot of fucks about anime.

My buddy and I used to play Morrowind religiously. I used to steal things based on a formula of value/weight, so usually I was just grabbing jewelry , potions and the occasional weapon. My buddy would indiscriminately take everything. Coasters, spoons, whatever. He would then make repeated trips to schlep all of this…

Yeah it’s funny how it’s always the other classes that are OP and need to get nerfed.

Yes, absolutely this. The party who supposedly hates government and regulation also believes that we should bend over for police officers at every available opportunity.

It’s kinda creepy thinking about the underlying anatomy that would exist if these were real people.

Most of that 40% is the same orange color though.

..and then Patriots fans will wander into that article and try to make it about them.

Nancy Meyer’s

This 30 For 30 is going to be awesome.

Watt takes himself entirely too seriously. His whole “I just show up and put in the work” schtick is over the top at this point. He’s a football robot I guess. I turned on him last year after the whole Zach Mettenberger selfie thing. A 23 year old rookie can’t post a selfie without Watt acting like he’s disrespecting…

Aside from the weird numbering, wtf is a Dream Drop Distance? When Japanese developers use English words in a game title do they ever mean anything? X-Prime Buster Break Psycho 2.

I mean taping is legal, sure. The article does go into detail though about them having a guy on staff just to go through tapes, match up the tapes with the plays on the field, having other scouts go to opposing teams’ games, watch the signals there and the corresponding plays etc. It’s not like the location was the…

Probably the best RG3/Redskins commentary I’ve seen yet: