Maybe you should make a video showing how you're cruelly whipped at the sweatshop and keep it gritty and real for all the viewers so they know how little you have benefited from privilege. Then your character, forged in hard times, will shine through and people will know how awesome you are because you are neither…

Hard to pick just one car, but it seems like it should probably be on fire.

It's like drag racing. Most of the competition is in the engineering. Operator skill is of less consequence to the outcome.

It doesn't even screw into the plate screws if you want it to be fixed in place.

When you're behind on your posting quota, just write about something right in front of you. Hmmm...laptop? Nah, they expect some "news" or at least something interesting. Hey, I've got a pencil! Everybody loves pencils. They're gadgets. Sorta. What can I say about pencils?...Fuck it, I can't write about…

"I'm sure the perception of the wealthy is much different in places like NYC, or California, where people are handed millions for what is essentially role playing, or make millions off of shuffling other peoples' money, but I don't consider either place to be part of the "real world.""

Really? Cause most people would think the person with these cards is a douche with money, someone who stumbled into good fortune or - even more likely - is desperate to give the impression that they have money. Any way you slice it, the person who is insecure enough to have these cards is someone you really don't…

Not gonna happen. MTV's current programming is making them a ton of money. Music videos don't do that. If you had the infrastructure, the capital and access to the satellite and cable bandwidth, you still wouldn't throw your money away on the tiny music video audiences. Their eyeballs aren't worth much and they…

I suppose that will be a big help to those people who like games but hate the broader gamer culture. Also, it will help people who are unable to resist reading a story they have no interest in. "Kotaku Core: when you can't just ignore".

I suspect the working conditions for assemblers in a Chinese plant are somewhat different than those in a Cupertino office.

And probably not entirely coincidental.

I'm sure that's 53% of market revenue, not 53% of the number of headphones sold. Most headphones (and Apple buds) are either low or no cost.

Little bit kneejerk, don't you think? It's not even clear how much social data will be weighted to color search results, but you've decided that it has broken things. Do you have any examples of how the new results are less likely to match what you want?

I think George Harrison is the cutest one!

No, Apple has always made things. I don't even think they are particularly interested in license revenue. Their patent licenses are usually assigned as part of reciprocal licensing agreement bundles (the we-won't-sue-you-for-infringing-on-these-50 patents-if-you-don't-sue-us-for-infringing-on-your-50-patents…

Holy cow, you've got a big kid.

If the newscaster's voice is that rumbly, you need to adjust your subwoofer crossover threshold down.

The first iPhone only had to compete with the execrable likes of the Palm Treo and Windows Mobile. Those platforms did have apps, but the experience of everything was so cumbersome and unpleasant (I know, I used both) that the first iPhone's ability to do core connectivity tasks more than made up for the limited…

Exactly! It's not as if either Apple or this guy actually design and make real products that they might need to protect with an array of defensive patents. Steve Jobs was just another sad guy in a mostly empty room with a get-rich-quick scheme.

That's an excellent price! Of course, it assumes that your time is worth nothing. If you're capable of doing this, your time to accomplish the task should already be worth more than it would cost to just buy the thing.