Goodness me. Looks breathtaking, though I think Monza SP2 looks better. 

Was anyone ever arrested and given a life sentence because of this shit? 

A piece of wing (those curved chrome pieces) falling off mid flight and hitting the tail. Everyone pissing their pants (including me), a pilot walking around and looking through the windows and then announcing an emergency landing in Las Vegas of all places. I never wake up mid-flight, this was the only time the sound…

Those poor pedestrians don’t stand a chance now.

Local Whole Foods is full of these

If an adult human being doesn’t understand the reasons for wearing a helmet, no law will force that person to do so. You either have common sense, or you don’t. 

It would be better for everyone if Uber disappeared. 

This being a Volvo is a good thing. It looks amazing, the interior is top notch and you don’t worry about safety. 

Well, Model S owners also think it's more luxurious than an S500. So yeah. 

It’s a crappy, oily and soggy sandwich. Why in the F are people so obsessed with it?

Get on Mass Pike and let it go. 

Cool, but can she put 10 grapes into her mouth and say jalapeno? Not such a genius after all. 

I have it. I hate it. For the price, it’s really feature poor. Got it for “free” from Direct TV Now deal few years ago, would rather buy Nvidia shield.

I have it. I hate it. For the price, it’s really feature poor. Got it for “free” from Direct TV Now deal few years…

It's coming from Fisker. So it will fail miserably and everyone who buys one, will end up complaining. 

Porsche drivers be like

Congrats Citric and welcome to the Club. The Club of the coolest Jalopnik members here. I’m in it too. 

Why would anyone buy 2 Bentaygas? One is already ugly enough. 

Impala. AutoZone parts are easier to find, you know those chrome stickers and hood scoops. 

Fantastic, now I have to call a computer “stupid a-hole” for camping in the left lane.

I know GoPro cameras are expensive, but damn. Even Koenigseggegggeegeggg can’t afford them.