Our numbers are so low, we can't advertise them. 

These kind of flights should only come with lie-flat seats. 

Until you hit a pothole the size of Montana. 

Having driven on these stretches a few times in my life, it’s not as glamorous as you think. There you are, in your rental A6 with the pedal to the floor, only to be overtaken by a Ford Mondeo  wagon. 

Das ist fantastisch

They weren’t hacked. Their password and login were exposed and the dolts didn’t bother changing it. If you consider this “hacked”, then the same password and login leak could cause your bank account to be “hacked”. Are you going to trash your bank account too?

I wouldn’t mind signing up for NM email subscription to get 15% off the first purchase.

I want a $15k Cayman with Carmax’s bumper to bumper warranty. 

You win tonight, Arch Duke Shit. 

You see that thing I circled. That’s a 2022 Model X.

Did they try a can of compressed air?

This is Tesla’s biggest selling point and should be used in all future EV comparisons. 

This event was so painful to watch. Their constant pauses for applause that never came. Can’t believe we are in a point of time where Microsoft Surface event brings more excitement than Apple and Google events combined.

This is exciting.... for the 3 people who will buy it. The rest will just buy Q7s and Q8s. 

Imagine waking up one day and saying “I want to blow $70k on a new car. And that new car must be a Subaru WRX STi, that looks like every other riced out Subaru WRX STi.”

Because there are 2 people in the world. Those who see the difference and those who don't. While I agree that Palisade looks fantastic, I would never cross shop it with a Navigator. 

It's not like people use mirrors now, so might as well give us cameras. 

Rolled over and then end up sitting on the grass next to a left lane on the opposite side of the road. Full of bright ideas.

So how quickly will Android discharge Volvo's batteries? 10% juice left by 6pm?

I stand backwards, so people don't smell my butthole.