Depends. When an uberx turdmuncher is blocking a one-lane road, honking helps. 

Is that optional extra?

Is it a good substitute for a house?

Good for you, looks great. If it were me, I would’ve made one hole and ended up with a crack. Then I would make another hole that was too large. Then I would say “wtf am I doing?”, would panic and make another hole somewhere. Eventually I would go and buy a new bumper and pay someone else to do it, that’s after…

Now the yellow covers will be even more sought after. 

This would easily attract more attention than a Huracan at Cars and Coffee.

Stick it into rice afterwards. 

This is gonna get worse in the coming weeks. Which means we will see some videos of people getting tired waiting for the toasters to maneuver the parking lot, and angry drivers telling Tesla drivers what kind of asstards they are.

Eventually someone gonna get run over and Tesla are going to say that the feature was not meant to have the driver outside of the car. 

A true Alfa Romeo experience

Would be silly not to offer it in US. I don’t think Europe buys as many SUVs as US does. Especially whale-sized SUVs. 

Not much. I generate a password from LastPass when registering. Then when I check out, my capital one extension pulls up a virtual number and fills it automatically. If anything, it's less work. 

Best way is to use random passwords and virtual cards.

Fake Self Driving Car 

“...was laughing. He was happy to be alive.”

Everyone is leaving Jalopnik. Time for a takeover lads. 

I just call him starfish.

There is finally a position available in Jalopnik? Where do I send my resume and half a jar of lemon jam as a bribe?

$5,000 if you want it covered in leather. Extra $900 for contrast stitching. 

It’s totally useless. Porsche says there will be an optional storage bag to fit into this space,...