He came up to the most northern tip of Michigan to do a stand up show during Michigan Tech’s winter Carnival a decade ago. He made fun of the world record we had at the time for the world’s largest snowball fight. “I’m beginning to think this wasn’t a world record attempt, it was training. You guys are the first line…

PSA: Guinness are actually a bunch of greedy, autocrat-enabling asshats.

Hey guys. The CX-3. That is a thing that exists.

Sounds like they want a Subaru crosstrek

after game Beers (on the coach on the plane) for Jamie Vardy.

“Mexicans are murdering Americans in public, and the Left cheers about it. Disgusting.”

well, turnabout being fair play and all, an earthquake will crumple up LA and drop it into a burning hole in the Earth’s crust, so enjoy Vela while you can I guess

I love this car.

Somehow, a flat twin seems like the perfect gas engine for one of these. Though for this thing, I think electric will be fine.

There’s a food truck that comes to the brewery by my house that sells what are basically these (I think they refer to them as “dumplings” and they are smaller than what we are dealing with here so you’d want, like, 4 to what you would want probably of 1 here. Anyway, I digress...) but with a range of fillings from…

Without Greenland, where will we go to hire unemployed giants?

Can I have one with a gas motor? Please? A convertible in a pretty pastel color. A BMW boxer twin should work nicely, and make vintagey noises.

I should admit first that I’m a huge sucker for reverse-trikes. What an amazing looking car. I have no need for such a vehicle but I bet I’d buy one anyway if they brought it to the States.

The spies must flow.

Denmark is largely covered with ice

Neutral: Stop judging executives so harshly on quarterly results. Start looking at annual and longer performance windows instead, then adjusting their compensation accordingly — including holdbacks for certain long-term goals.

The Timbers statement was not remotely sympathetic in context.

Jesus FC

Not that Neves’s wasn’t good, but he had all day to tee it up. Mane had to make his own space:

In the US he’s known as Sausage King Ruben Neves.