FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Wall Street.

You know who needs more layoffs?

I don’t count the 507 because that isn’t a fair comparison for any car.

Third Gear: What must BMW do to survive?

you beat me to it, but I’m okay with that.

Not only is Jeremy Clarkson an old curmudgeon who sometimes (almost always) lets his prejudices color his reviews, often to hilarious ends, but he’s also 6'5". What he finds uncomfortable might be just fine for others and vice versa.  

He’s kind of like the members of Kiss. Take off the face paint and they’re totally incognito, until the screwed up and showed their faces.

Defeat the hair, before the hair defeats you.

Ron Dennis is combusting plasma-hot somewhere in an immaculate modernist home.

One of the things I loved when I was looking for a C5 Corvette is nobody - effectively - seems to have ever drove them, as all the old guys think that a $10,000 C5 is somehow going to be worth money sometime soon. It’s very easy to find super low mileage cars dirt cheap (Mine was sub 36K miles with a six speed).…

I am extremely impressed by the feats I read about

“Cazorla could have retired after literally having a part of his arm grafted onto his leg, and no one would have blamed him.”

“OHHHHH SANTI CAZOOOORRRRLAAAA”
to the tune of Seven Nation Army.

I think Mata and Cazorla are the first names on the “Like the guy regardless of club allegiance” teamsheet. And with Kante playing at the base, the Likable XI would have a pretty good midfield

its possible, i know in the future there are whalers on the moon who carry a harpoon. 

Excuse me, but I watched a documentary just the other day that featured Capt. Blondebeard the Space Pirate.

So a weird-looking bald man is going to do a bunch of stuff in space. This seems familiar for some reason.

Good plan, but how are you going to convince all those senators to get on the shuttle?

Atletico Madrid will somehow find a way to win this.

As an Arsenal fan, I should warn you that wishing for Giroud to score dramatically decreases the likelihood of him doing so.