Ejecto seato, cuz!

No, but the giant corporations probably know what you’re pureeing!

It’s not like you can just glance b in the bag to check it’s right with TB, either. Unless you want to unwrap the paper on each item, then unwrap the tortilla, verify no meat, reassemble, etc.

When I moved on from brewing with the little Amazon all-in-one homebrewing set and Brewer’s Best recipe kits to slightly better equipment (The Electric Brewery setup with 30g kettles and some additions for automation), I set the lofty goal of continuing to move upward and onward, eventually desiring to open a small…

Amateur economists think any kind of wild growth is synonymous with a “bubble”, which it is most certainly not. A true bubble arises from speculative investing, whereas the growth within the craft beer segment has been largely organic and driven by genuine consumer interest and demand. Yes, there will be closings and…

I have a hard time with craft beer. I got really into it for about three years, and it just got exhausting after awhile. Now I go to the beer cooler at the store, and there are little 50 different kinds of hazy IPA’s alone. How the hell are you supposed to pick? And more over, how the hell do all these breweries make…

One of the things it means is I gotta be real careful about dates on the beer I’m buying. I’ve been burned a couple times by cases that were like a year old but still at full price and have actually had beer store employees tell me that being a year past the best by date doesn’t matter.

Missing 2 periods? Maybe he’s pregnant?

Is this a category error? Like a taco is not a specific dish, it’s a format for a vast array of dishes. Pretty much any combination of tortilla, protein, and salsa is a taco (add garnishes if you want). It would be like saying “sandwich” is the state food.

It was always completely possible to order most items vegetarian—their app even has a “make it meatless” option that basically swaps beans in for meat.

*shrugs* im pretty sure over here most people dont see any people they share the roads with as human... just obstacles

“The three specific vegetarian menu dishes include a Vegetarian Crunchwrap Supreme that substitutes black beans for meat, a Vegetarian Quesarito that also includes black beans, and the 7-Layer Burrito.”

Would it be too meta to just ship the postal jeep via the postal service?

So Wolf Creek Pass from South Fork to Pagosa Springs, CO, eh? That’s... That’s something.

I personally think it’s not really a golf course unless it has at least one windmill, as well as a big plaster clown head where you win a lollipop if you successfully launch the ball into its mouth. 

I think they should call it the Mustang III.

Yeah, it’s easy to rail against Uber when you live in a city with an extensive (albeit decaying) subway system. The public transit options where I live (northern NM) are pretty weak. We have a solitary low-speed diesel heavy rail commuter line, which only does 7 full-service runs between Albuquerque and Santa Fe a day…

Here in the suburbs, we have things called “backyards” where we cook meat over fire whilst imbibing in wine and enjoying clean air and sunshine. We care not for your false culinary gods, as all our worldly needs are provided by the holy trinity of CostCo, Lowes, and Bass Pro Shop.

No human lives like a human being if their food options can be summed up as “Cheesecake Factory, Chili’s, or Olive Garden.”

4) Uber and Lyft merge into one mega company using robtors and AI to do the driving.  An AI is developed to control all public transport in the United States. After a perfect record . The UBLYT Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2020. Human decisions are removed. UBLYT begins to learn at a…