Trump is the Brick Tamlan of U.S. presidents.

So Dave’s not there?

I see your F-4000 and raise you an F-teenthousand

I do NOT Like the idea of using touchscreens for the controls. You get one multi-pin connector interface going funny, and now you have zero feedback or control. Or a stray cosmic ray in the wrong place could fuck you up real good. Fat-fingering a button could be quite interesting. Space is not a nice place for…

Poke in the Eye: yellow card.
Sock in the Guts: red card.

Everyone’s cool if I just drop in to say Fuck Sergio Ramos, right?

No, a windshield is bonded to the pinch weld of your car’s body so tight it literally acts as a strength element in a rollover. (laminated windshields are crazy strong nowadays).

Giz’s anti-Windows bias strikes again.

I like it but I too worry about reliability and would probably just get the Japanese version

That’s not a real holiday for most people in the U.S.

We wanted a holiday in Feb, it’s the Monday after St. Valentine’s day.  We’ve only had it about a decade.  It’s a nice idea for a holiday between Xmas and Easter.

That guy is gonna look great in a Los Angeles Galaxy jersey in 2 years 

*Alpha Romero*

Such fake news. Trump has done nothing wrong. Everyone has tv characters they consider friends. Who wouldn’t want to get politic advice on China from Chandler? Or tax policy from Rachel? She was rich, she knows how the tax system works!

How much did you pay for that bad Moto Guzzi? 

Little known fact that MLS lineman are solar-powered

I read the comments and regret having read the comments. 

Tonya Harding was seen leaving the game early as well.

So long, and thanks for all the fish!