I didn’t know that pastrami was smoked corned beef until a few months ago, and I’ve been eating both for decades.

Keep in mind that cured meat keeps longer. So I would be more concerned about getting tired of eating the same thing over and over than I would be with it spoiling in your fridge.

I tend to cook some pretty large pieces of meat (10-15lbs) and a combination of freezing and feeding others means that none of it goes to…

Whenever we smoke large cuts of meat, after we have eaten our fill and it has cooled, we slice it in half. One half gets vacuum sealed and labeled and put in the freezer and the other half goes in the fridge for leftovers for a few days. 

who embroiders the story a lot - I’ve seen video of three different versions)

They certainly look better than F1 cars.

Indycars (minus those rear wheel pants) look better than the current Crop of F1 cars with all their Aero Gew Gaws et etc etc

This is nifty sport fishing, but for true industrial strength cleanup we need a slight adaptation of this:

If you got pulled over and spoke to the cop this incoherently you’d get an instant arrest for DWI. And probably deserve it. 

Why wasn’t it an emergency when Republicans controlled the House, the Senate, the Supreme Court, and the Presidency?   Couldn’t Trump and the Republicans used the normal legislative process to tell the American people we are spending billions of dollars on a wall?  

What altitude are you at?

My first memory of opening a Pillsbury tube was at the age of 7 at an altitude of 5,000 feet.  Far more dramatic than at sea level!

I am an Edsel fan!

Man, I really wish I lived in a world where the below snarky gif was not so easily applied and totally relevant to discussion around the body politic in the US with ZERO irony.

Also unquartered! Take that, Hugh Despenser the Younger!

Which is a shame because in terms of the outdoors, it’s probably #1 in the country. 

*Eyes his 12 year old roll of Kirkland plastic wrap that he still hasn’t finished*

I may have used this joke before around here, but it fits this story so well.

Have you ever tried to wake up a 15-year old?  Maybe it’s just being mopey and emo right now.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer fanbase.