Anyone who thinks American universities are a bastion of socialism is delusional.

I don’t like cookies with beer, because the sugar throws off the taste of the beer. I’m sure it’s somewhat less of a problem if they’re paired correctly... but I’ll stick to enjoying them separately.

Looks like someone’s also the new coach of Clappenbach FU.

Just fuckin fire him!  Why give this shitbag a chance to resign and control the narrative? 

My brain tells me the spirals are tastier

It’s amazing what college kids will get up to when they have to sign a “no sex” compact with their school.

Yes.

ALRIGHT EVERYONE IT’S TIME TO GEETTTT LOUUDDD!!!

If I drink the same beer twice it’s because either i forgot i had it before or they don’t have anything I haven’t had before.

Speaking of Rheingold and the rest of its ilk, have you thought about writing an article about the death of the regional brewers during the 70’s to the early 2000’s 

Excuse me, it’s “make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here”.

Whoever wrote these should make like El Tree, and get out of here.

“The Renesis engine is basically choking itself...”

“Lumos!”

Seriously, does this look any more ridiculous?

...after his second run at Real Madrid and then third run at Chelsea. 

They need to do a heritage color and to the forest green.

I like to think that Jose Mourinho getting sacked as Manchester United manager is only a preamble for his inevitable second run as Manchester United manager.

How am I supposed to know it’s a sports car if it doesn’t have a flat bottom steering wheel FFS