Ohh, whine sob howl butthurt moan. If you can't take the Schadenfreude, stay out of the fucking kitchen.

Take your own advice and STOP READING JEZ if you're so horrified.

Go read a book on what Feminism actually constitute because you are clearly clueless. Here's another hint, being pro-choice is about having autonomy over one's reproductive function It does not include whatever shit vacuous women pump into their faces.

There were seriously only one or two of those women whose faces weren't paralyzed to the point that they weren't signalling emotions in a natural way. It's cool if it worked well for you and it's fine if these ladies are happy with who they are and how they look. But don't try to convince anyone that their expressions…

I doubt it's that. I expect she's one of their biggest stars. Unless you count TMZ

God, I wish Caity could do a complete psychoanalytical breakdown of this for us

Considering the guy is apparently famous enough to have one of those "put your face in here and pretend to be his girlfriend then take a picture" attractions at a local restaurant, is it really that surprising he was able to pull so much ass?

"He deserved my scorn, but doesn't deserve it from everyone else."

So I'm curious Deadspin, why did you choose to block out the woman's face, but show the guys? If she is willing to post that shit online, then she should be woman enough to own up to it. I wouldn't care about most of it, but when someone works at a school and you call them a borderline pedophile, with no real proof,…

"For the record, I am no snooper. It's just not my style. I was only curious, just wondering what he'd been up to. I have nothing to hide and assumed he didn't either."

This guy can get 6 different women to sleep with him? Are we sure he's not the one doing the ethering?

For the record, if you went through his phone to see what he was up to when he was not around, you are the very definition of a snoop, meaning that it is "your style."

"I don't usually share drama on social media"

I don't know what makes her more naive, that she didn't suspect him of cheating or that she actually expects him to read that entire letter.

ETA — I am just stoked I got to use this gif twice in 10 minutes.

I think it's mostly because he's playing the game in a way that is thus far catching opponents off guard. It's entirely possible that he'll run up against somebody who instead of playing to win...plays to beat him.

"This is not slavery, therefore it seems pretty okay" is a spectacularly dumb argument.

Jesus. Awful lot of anti-labor numbnuts in the comments here.

Hey asshole, it's a job. We have workplace regulations and wage laws for everyone. Regardless of what that job is.