Wow, what a bitch you are. I dunno, maybe that guy also was in a crappy mood and had a hangover, and didn't want to deal with anyone being cunty to him at 7 AM. Oh, yeah, that's right, it's all about YOU.

Uh'Murica! FUCK YEAH!!!

If you don't like the look of black pepper on light-colored eggs use white pepper instead. You just can't go without pepper!

What's a raphseet? Is a sorta like a parakeet?

Uh'Murica! FUCK YEAH!!!

He was in the first episode of the UK show Secret Diary of a Call Girl, and he shows off his bum. Worth. Every. Penny.

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I concur, and I'm also at a loss for an explanation. Dude just needs to keep the scruff and grow his hair out.

I met him at NY Comic Con last month. He's just as dreamy in person.

No no no no NO! There is no way you can have a discussion of the sexiest man alive without Tom Mison. Period. End of story. He can ichabod all over my crane any day of the week.

There is no way Bieber is hung. No. Way. Possible.

Yeah, that tragedy has been all over Gawker the past few days. He claims he "accidentally" blew a hole in her face with his shotgun because he believed she was trying to break into his house while she was standing on his front porch unarmed. Cause yeah, when I attempt to break into someone's house I always go thru the…

It happens to cases with minority victims all the time. If you're Black you're obviously guilty, if you're a woman you were clearly asking for it, if you're gay you must have somehow provoked the defendant into nearly beating you to death. Ever notice how in these cases the victims are always the ones who are blamed,…

Most likely the same way Motorola (now owned by Google) uses the term Droid. They pay off the copyright/trademark holder.

It's not human nature. It's a by-product of socioeconomic inequality where every single thing, no matter how essential for human life, has a monetary cost, and for most people money is an extremely finite commodity. THIS behavior runs counter to human nature, which is why so many people become assholes when something…

I don't really get all the hate either. I find it funny enough that I chuckle a few times during most episodes, and sometimes bust out a good belly laugh. It's certainly better than most sitcoms that are so horribly unfunny I can't even sit thru them, or don't even crack a smile if I do.

While some of the laughter is genuine it's boosted by "laugh" signs and canned laughter that's added in later for scenes they feel didn't get quite enough laughs.

WTF did I just read? Does Jezebel pay by the word? Is the author unaware that the events depicted in this movie are from over 150 years ago, and that at one point or another in the history of the human race pretty much everyone was treated like shit, including today?

So Johnny freely admits he cheated on his wife dozens, if not hundreds of times, but gets all bent out of shape when she cheats on him?

He was just making human tortillas.