Sorry, but fail. Sure it's pretty, but all the functionality of the old layout is gone. Being able to scroll thru articles on one side of the page while reading them on the other was extremely efficient, but is now gone. Now I have to open a new tab for everything I want to read so that I don't lose my place in the…

No Dick, you weren't. Your full quote was printed, and you very clearly said what you said. Nice attempt at backpeddling tho.

Shift + left click in any window and then choose "open command window here" in Vista and higher.

The best way to use a condom?

I don't think Madge would approve.

So the tired old hack that abandoned his own "revolutionary" game to go into space and has burned every conceivable bridge he's ever made in the past decade now wants US to fund the next failed chapter of his long-dead gaming career?

So basically they're just like human women.

Are you for real???

Did you miss the part about how it was all cobbled together from spare parts he had lying around? You completely missed the point.

My doctor told me recently one of the hints as to which kinds of produce to buy organic is whether or not you eat the skin. If you don't, such as bananas and oranges, buying organic is pointless as the pesticides don't permeate the skin.

I dunno, maybe I'm just talented. I shave down there every few days with the same razor I use on my face and have never had an accident. I also shave with the grain, never against. Not quite as smooth, but a whole lot less painful the next day when it grows in. And just to clarify, I don't shave the whole thing off,…

Well this is so juicy I'm sure Ashley can get an HBO deal out of it for a TV show. Oh, wait, no big-named well-connected parents to make phone calls on her behalf. Darnit, she was *this* close... being dead notwithstanding of course.

Oh Ann, you'll say anything in a pathetic attempt for that tasty, tasty fame that continues to elude you.

With all due respect Senator Dumbfuck, video games don't kill people, guns do.

VIC-20 was the first one I owned. The first one I was exposed to was a PET computer in junior high.

Um, no, she's fat. And kinda ugly too.

Com'n now, we've been over this. He's not racist. He just doesn't like black people, especially if they're President.

It's a boneheaded decision that is going to come back and bite them in the ass. STUPID STUPID STUPID. Whoever approved the ridiculous idea of a gay planet behind a paywall needs to be fired. Like yesterday.

Um... where is the PC version???

It takes some real talent to make such a beautiful woman appear so ugly. This guy clearly has a long career to look forward to.