Well there is a rumor Tom and Milton Berle had a cock-off to see which was bigger. Oh, and Forest Tucker was another one who was rumored to have an enormous schlong.

So explain to me Jezzies, is there now a "rape zone"? I mean, if I get within 10 feet of a woman without her express written consent am I "raping" her? What about eye contact? If I look at her from across the room without her first saying "yes, you may gaze upon me" is that "rape" too? Does the failure of a guy upon…

Tom Jones, Jared Leto, and Vinny Guadalaharalupotini, or whatever the fuck his name is from Jersey Shore. And though I know we see Jon Hamm's ham going commando in a gajillion pap picks I'm still not convinced it's nearly as big as it appears.

Keep drinking the industry Kool-Aid junior.

So basically THQ is getting Bained. USA! USA! USA! USA!

So it's basically Is Anyone Up, but with men. Funny how it seems most women aren't having a problem with this.

Y'know, I really do like to see innovation and companies trying to think outside the box and create new and exciting products.

Now that's some serious Florida-style mother-daughter bonding. Oh Florida, you never fail to disappoint.

It depends upon the model. Some plus-sized models are fat, some aren't. If you're referring to the specific model that was linked, she does not appear to be fat, but there is much of her body missing, so it's difficult to say without seeing the rest of her.

It's a shame your eyes can't see body fat when they're staring right at them. Or do you really think this woman looks like that model? Cause if you do, damn, you need glasses.

Yeah, there's a reason I avoid Jezebel like the plague. Cause if you're male no matter what you say you're completely eviscerated.

Look at the thickness of her arm and thigh. These are not the appendages of a mildly overweight woman.

Sorry, she's obese. Call it whatever you want — "not skinny", "chubby", "plus sized", "curvy"... it doesn't matter. She's still fat. Take off your rosed-colored glasses, they're not doing you any favors. Whether I'm an idiot or not doesn't change the fact that she's grossly overweight.

It's a shame you don't understand that "chubby" and "plus sized" are merely euphemisms for "fat".

Not particularly helpful if she had lost her half of the ticket.

Yeah, about that GI bacteria study... you know how they resolved the problem? By cutting out the FATTY FOODS the bacteria thrived on. I know, right... cut back on fatty foods and you'll lose weight! Whodathunk?

It's really too bad they don't release this for other platforms.

Sigh... I miss the pre-90s DC Universe.

Well that's what's it's supposed to be. But apparently that's not how it works if you want the best credit score. Or did you not read the article?

Well, you're entitled to your opinion, but she IS fat. One look at that picture; one look at the size of her arms and legs is more than enough evidence to prove she's obese.