i keep expecting her to suddenly scratch me. that's what cats always do. waggle their paws for a bit and suddenly CLAWS!

...that can make phone calls.

woot! thank you kindly, ma'am. i'll make sure she enjoys the massaging seat.

ah, to everyone saying "i don't like the fact that it's a hybrid"... i'm glad you're not engineers.

it's not the tool that needs to be banned. it's the fact that shitheads area allowed to use them.

you only have to go 88mph to travel through time.

really depends on how much fat he has.

and here's the version showing how much fresh water there is.

agreed. i was expecting at least 5 digits.

don't worry, guys, these drones will be controlled by the TSA.

stuff like this makes me wonder more about what kind of fools buy LV (or whatever) flats for $500. i mean, it's like $2 of leather sewed onto plastic/rubber.

I agree. Unlike other diseases or conditions, no matter how genetically predispositioned you are to getting fat, no matter how much you crave fried chicken... in the end, it's physically impossible to have more fat than what you eat. Conservation of energy, people. You can't gain 3000 calories of fat by eating 2000…

jeez, at least the Volt managed to explode after it crashed.

What's the best affordable autocross car?

yeah, but saying "one of four types" is like saying your tendons and your blood are "close enough." They're both connective tissue, after all.

Tag and/or red rover.

i do it all the time. no dramatic head flick afterwards though. Sometimes 3, sometimes 4. I go bouldering a lot, and hopping off the end of a climb 12 feet up, i always do 3 or 4 point landings so I don't kill my knees.

maybe by leg length, but i think this one beats it in weight.

it might happen once we fix this whole "womanhood" thing as a whole.

Protip: if travelling to china, vietnam, or thailand, don't bother packing any clothes. You'll probably end up spending less money buying an entire wardrobe in those countries than packing clothes in a carry-on bag.