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if you REALLY wanted to pack 2-4 claymore mines to blow up a plane, you could do it easily.

i guess someone should upgrade the engine mounts. that'll fix'er right up.

"common sense" tells you whatever you want it to tell you. of course science proves what "common sense told us all along," because common sense says everything at once.

based on subliminal messaging? ugh. goddamnit, psychologists, this is why you're categorized into the faculty of arts...

the car that i both want and can afford.

i actually haven't heard it said in common parlance at all. only by salespeople.

this is why the L/100km standard is used in Canada (and several other countries). It's actually a more useful metric because most people's commutes don't change when they buy a new car, nor do they fill up after using exactly X amount of fuel. They drive to work, drive home, buy gas somewhere along the way, etc.

hey hey, i bet if you gave them more tax cuts, they won't pocket the difference in profits and instead will generously move all those manufacturing jobs to the US.

no, space and time are not infinite. it's space itself that's expanding; that is, the dimensions in which matter can exist are getting bigger.

obviously, the four-year old proved that the gum quickly moves down to the rectum well before seven years.

no. think of it more as a map in a computer game. there is nothing outside the map, and when you expand the minimum/maximum location coordinates of that map, it's not expanding "into" anything. it's just the map getting bigger.

he's not just a russian. he's a professional russian.

i know running a business is about making money, but there's just something unethical about selling the worst scams on the market...

it will happen once batteries and chargers are good enough to hoon an electric car for 100 miles, or drive normally for 500.

lol, that stupid kid only got $3000 for his kidney? he could have gotten at least $60k in china.

betty boop's head has always freaked me out. and freaked me out even more when I learned that she was supposed to be a sex symbol.

absolutely incorrect.

yeah, it sounds more like the bryans are the ones reluctant to do it- they don't feel they could do it without Abrams, and Abrams is busy making the movies.