Well I would never be caught driving that thing ..... wait, what?

I wonder what kind of excuse he'll come up with after he's suffered an unfortunate zipper accident that required an EMT having to utilize the jaws of life to extract his 'manly bits'?

Obviously... although I didn't notice any beatings in that video, and my comment wasn't an endorsement of clubbing the kid into unconsciousness either. I was simply reacting to the latest trend towards the hands off approach that seems to be recommended these days. A spanking does have a beneficial effect on some kids…

Okay, the politically correct warning has been issued, now I'll just say this. I had my bottom warmed rather well by my dad when I was about 9 for tossing cans at passing cars. One driver caught me and transferred me directly into the arms of my unhappy father, who proceeded to read me chapters 4 through 26 of the…

As I recall during that era, the safety sloths did a lot of whining, wringing of hands, and solemn promises about various main leg bones being thrust out through the anal cavity in a head on collision involving these cab over type trucks. I somehow survived this apocalypse during my ownership of a 69' Dodge van with a…

Either that, or this poor kid is mainlining Dulcolax.

Glancing at the first photo, I initially thought it was a Subaru XT morphed into the current decade ... my mind may need a new clutch.

Sorry lads ... Scarab and Cheetah have been done already ..

No favorites ... I like them all. Face it, they could be just talking about rubbish, but they sound so bloody cool doing it. ... Okay, I will admit that the auto journals written by Lord Finias Pelchwort Colostomy have been re-read many times ... while I'm in the can.

Suddenly, I feel like an omelet. We began as eggs, so I suppose it was inevitable that we'd attempt to return to that quiet, safe shape. Personally, I could almost see this eventuality after noting the homogenization in the design of many family sedans and pseudo-coupes over the past decade or so. Like a few other…

Might have been fun to have one of those almond dislodger's during the last days of my marriage. It would have been entertaining as hell to have hooked it up to my ex as she screamed and berated me while that machine was turning her voice into a staccato like warble. Y-y-y-y-you f-f-f-forgot t-t-t-to g-g-g-get…

I sped in the Commonwealth of Virginia ... 83 in a 65 ... had a radar detector (remote type) which wasn't discovered during my dialog with the trooper, and fortunately, only got fined something in the $200 range (it was some time ago, and my memory is full of holes). I do remember that the trooper, a huge…

Must more innocent scrub bushes die because of yet another accordion frenzy?

I don't ever want to watch that flying tire clip again. Too many bad memories of Henry Surtees F2 fatal accident back in 09'. How can you not like a man like that good ol' boy in that flying dragster? In my opinion, the best save was by the guy in the blue WRX dodging cars and not slamming that black one at the…

Good catch, mate ... make mine black

Was I too harsh?

Sis had a 64' Nova pervertable, exactly like the one in this photo ...

You're right as rain, man ... My suggestion was given to my sis in a kindly way so as not to humiliate her ... and it did show incredible initiative on her part. Regarding that poor woman in the video, I wonder how long it takes her to locate the doorknob when she goes to a strange office for the first time? lol

Reminded me of Clarkson's 'wind face' in the Ariel Atom ....

I tried not to laugh, but I recall a moment from the past when my sister was adding a quart of oil to her Nova down the dipstick tube with a syringe. After blowing my Mountain Dew out of my nose, I suggested the larger hole on the valve cover.