Thanks ... I'm accepting donations. Would you like to be the first? I accept certified checks and cash. Perhaps I'll take the funds and make an appointment with my optometrist first ....

I was trying to look over the truck .. I really was, but my eye kept getting drawn back to this poor pretend cops deformed right thigh which seemed to be roughly half the size of the left one. ;)

"Coupes have two doors, not four."

I believe you're correct .... sincere apologies and polite gestures to follow ... back to the punchbowl now .... be patient, mate .. the kind and benevolent Sentec will return after a short time out.

You know what, I got it when I was advised earlier about the value of the DB5, but that never was of any interest to me. My point was that (is it even worth it for me to explain it again?) if I wanted a car to drive, it would be a 928. I don't particularly like the appearance of the Aston, nor the fact that they have…

Well then, if it does that well in a video game, I am chagrined.

Gee, ya think?

I guess we don't attend the same movies, or your eyesight sees things in smaller pixels than mine. This is the price I pay for getting old and senile.

Actually I am aware that most Porsche-philes consider the 928 to be the red haired step child, and I gather that for them, every car with the Porsche badge has to be able to corner on rails and hit mach 1 on straights. I was, of course referring to a solid and not abused 928 in at least a decent state of restoration…

Now I'm completely depressed .... the DB5 wasn't exactly a premier sports car, even in its day, (despite the exclusivity and surviving numbers remaining ... yeah, yeah, it's an Aston blah blah ..) but substituting a 928 is, in my mind, worse. With todays advanced CGI, why did they bother using any car? They could have…

Must have a belt sander in it's ancestry somewhere ... Great idea ... That time has finally arrived when bikes need to more closely resemble household appliances and tools. Where's the ice water dispenser?

If it was a dog, it would be a Pug.

If you've ever seen any of those Russian dash cam vids, free roaming tires are actually pretty common. I suspect that they are generally attached to the hub with Velcro.

It's probably in Dubai by now being used as a doorstop at a Merc dealer.

I withhold liking a car salesman until he/she can adequately answer my questions. A pearly white smile is fine, but if it's followed by a blank stare, I'm not impressed. The few I've dealt with weren't too disappointing, so I checked the 'like' box eventually. If I know more about the model they're selling than they…

"Brass balls are required." ... My car salesperson was of the fair persuasion, so this would explain her deep voice and fuzzy mustache. My ex-wife had a pair that if tied off to a crane, could demolish masonry buildings.

The obvious solution to this situation would have been to wait for Mr. Douche Nugget to return to his car, then proceed to beat on his ass until his injuries were sufficient to qualify him to park there. Hope this was helpful.

I don't care much for Acura's recent habit of inserting a pointless chunk of brushed metal into the grille opening ... but some designer probably got a nice bonus for it.

Yes .. if the object of the pursuit was a three toed Sloth.

Was this car taken apart and rebuilt using real nuts, bolts, and all tightened properly? If it was, it should still fetch no more than $300, and I'm being extremely generous here.