These very bad and disobedient NG pilots will probably be lined up, blindfolded, against a wall and be unmercifully pelted with Jaw Breakers and stale Gum Balls.

Special thanks to VW for giving us 'stuffed crust pizza lovin' Yanks' a second opportunity to reject this unnecessary lump.

Rich bros need to be weeded out, too .... I hope whoever rides this carries an indestructible ID card, because I doubt that even a DNA match will confirm who was just blotted up from the road with a sponge.

Okay .. slow down, Chief ... If you're going to start actually reading the articles, next thing you know, EVERYBODY will be doing that. This has to end now, or consider what will happen if all the comments here begin to actually have some relevance to the printed topic!

This guys balls must make a heck of a racket, clanging together as they must, when he walks. On another note, I heard a lot of rattling in the car prior to the off course adventure. I'd have the dealer check the warrantee about that.

..... maybe?

I like this beast! Whoever built this has a thought process that I can wrap myself around. This rig describes the rat rod philosophy better than any Wiki description ever could. For those who are repelled by it, all I can say is, un-see it and move on.

I have several suggestions about how to handle jerkwads like these ... unfortunately, all of them involve actions which could be interpreted by the legal system as 'not strictly kind and helpful' and would undoubtedly result in my immediate dismissal by management. So I'll just offer this .... Grrrrrrrrr!!!

My thoughts exactly ... 'Two elderly people in crosswalk turned into sausage by passing flightless Dodo-plane.'

More like midget wrestling .... two tiny, yet obviously miffed munchkins approach each other, hollering insults in their squeaky voices before being carried back to their play pens by burly grownups. Straight to bed for both of them, and NO desert!

The Moke RULES!

I don't believe that any of us sound addicts have been saying that we've stopped being F1 fans because of the change. We're merely expressing some disappointment with one aspect of the experience that has changed. You prefer silence .... we enjoy the thunder. I'm not an engineer, so if being noisier means being slower…

YUP! .... just YUP! I once worked at a GE armaments division. We made Vulcans. Heard them being tested at our range, and the noise would make a herd of Harley's sound like kittens purring.

I've heard similar snarky remarks from current F1 groupies, mate. Despite this, I can only say that F1 racing used to be a sensory experience on more than just a visual level. I went to the event at the Montreal circuit a decade or so ago, and it was pure audio ecstasy. Watching and listening now is not even close to…

Unfortunate. Some planes just look right and this 'Lancer' had all the visual cues as well as a great pedigree, the F104.

If you mean never happened as in, never left the drawing board or mock up stage, it made it through both, and flew brilliantly, but the selection committee wanted a missile barge. In fact, Vought's chief test pilot, later stated that the Crusader III could fly circles around the Phantom II. So, my friend, this was not…

Old, but still lethal and evil looking as hell .... the XF8U-III Super Crusader. Lost out to the F4 Phantom. The military powers that be, at that time, believed the days of the gunfighter were over, thus selecting the missile carrying Phantom. Seemed like a fine idea until the Migs showed up. I believe the Super…

Every time I see a Peel, I get this 'whelming (neither over nor under) urge to purchase a NuWave oven and mount it on a GE J79 Turbojet engine.

Being brought up in a Halloween costume challenged family, my mom once had me put on a set of my dad's long john underwear, and proceeded to pack it with small pillows, old t-shirts, etc.... so that I'd resemble a fat-ish 'monster. Gravity always prevails and by the time I was 'trick or treating' at the third house on…

No sweat, mate .... just two NBA forwards in a horse suit. STEP AWAY, PETA!