I think the time has arrived for me to publish my book, "The Vanishing Attention Span, or The Fine Art of Losing Focus".

... and when the supply of old Soviet thrusters has been exhausted, I suppose they'll be reduced to utilizing a very large trebuchet for future launches?

Maybe by 2100, the US will catch up to the rest of the planet regarding nudity, but in this century the Puritans have decreed 'Women's titties are dirty and must be kept holstered at all times, or sex crazed males will be running around touching them n' shit!' Chelsea's sport sacks are decent, but I'll be spending the…

If my glove box door is jammed shut, can I have it certified as a time capsule and rivet a bronze plaque over it for future generations? Maybe by the 22nd century, technology will have advanced to some point where a mega-human will find a way to gain access. From what I remember, his/her reward will be one pack of…

Let's just call it 'stew'.

Due to some alleged love of this product by several of my peers, my comment has self-deleted.

Saaaaaaaay, isn't this a Bayliner design??

I understand that the antenna is all original Solstice, however. Increase resale value up one centimeter.

Getting rid of that TV was easy, in comparison to getting it delivered. I simply jacked up my house and had the set winched to the dumpster. My current 40" flat panel could have been delivered by carrier pigeon. ;D

That you can remember a rear projector television, tells me that we may be from overlapping eras, mate. I skipped over those and blindly bought a 36" Hitachi CRT many moons ago... took three Best Buy dudes to get that damned thing through my front door. It found it's way into a dumpster almost exactly a week past the…

The only way to improve the properties of this bilge water is to drink one bottle, refill your glass from your bladder contents, drink and repeat.

For a Cowboys fan, that shit was top of the line. I'm pretty certain that Good Will has some comparable or better quality shit for his next adventure in Unhinged World.

Wouldn't be surprised if these TIGHAR scam'sters will next claim to have found the Electra wreckage under water, lying next to the Ark of the Covenant, with Jimmy Hoffa's body draped over it. I like the Discovery Channel, too, Paul, so I'm sure they'd be all over this like gulls on a dumpster.

My ex told me that my snores sound like this ... kept the snore ... jettisoned her. Priorities, mates.

Sounds perfectly logical to me, so why force her? I know many people (male and female) without the patience nor resolve to learn stick. I think those of us who are manual jockeys should be thankful that we don't have to dodge those stick illiterates on the roads making futile attempts to row through the gears…

Is it possible that it just looks difficult?

Many thanks, mate ... I was worried about a blow out at 3000 feet. I can now rest easy.

What ... no 'Yakkie Sack' or 'Hot Lunch' bags?

It's never lupus.

Maybe just a little .... have you been using Diet Coke suppositories?