Any episode of Parks and Rec because it’s about decent people in a decent world and sometimes I need that. Also, original flavor Law and Order but nothing after Jesse Martin left because I find the rhythms of that show comforting. For music, it’s Tommy listened to straight through and on headphones. It’s my go to…

You would probably also like “Escape to the Country” then. It’s kind of the GBBO of House Hunters. Lovely people looking for old cottages, in beautiful countryside and villages, with breathtaking landscapes, a history lesson on the area and the trades. It’s sooooooo relaxing.

I had read studies that indicated cut fruits/veg lose nutrients as they sit out. However, doing some quick reading, it sounds that while that theory still holds true, the loss is so negligible that it doesn’t really matter. So I wouldn’t worry about making your drink ahead of time.

If you use a blender (I use a Ninja), you’re getting all the benefits as if you ate them whole. Pulverizing does nothing if you drink it right away. If you let it sit, though, then the effectiveness of the smoothie dissipates.

Remember that one time The Alt-Right’s subsidiary, the MRAs, brought down The Force Awakens?

William Faulkner is that you?

Well Jim Beam should be scared. The GOP has annihilated corporations across America with their boycotts. Take a look at the list of recent victims of their targets, mere husks of their former selves.

What the fuck does Spencer have to be angry about anyway? Other than being an idiot which is his own fault. This is what I don’t get about these guys. Nobody is taking anything from you, not your jobs, not your guns, not your country. Just go be a fucking moron and leave the rest of us in peace. Cause when you crawl…

It’s interesting that maybe half of these characters are elected to the office under normal (not post-apocalypse) conditions.

Good. And wow already the kinja-dipshits have arrived bitching about Avclub trying to do the right thing, like omg so lame I kno. Fuck off dipshits, if places like the AVClub hadn’t done anything you would’ve been whiny dipshits like you already are.

Veep actually gave us two women presidents more qualified than Trump: Selena and Laura Montez; the latter’s victory would really stick in that fuckwit’s craw.

You could just walk outside. And the first 13 women you see would be better Presidents than Donald Trump.

So, I’m trying to look at some positives here and know that those people are with the Lord now and experiencing eternity and no more suffering, no more sadness anymore.

Someone explain to me how his insistence on eating well done steaks doesn’t constitute high crimes and misdemeanors.

There is nothing more american than a healthy disrespect for the president.

I know it’s a tough word, but it’s spelled ‘wave’. Why is it that people who get offended by other languages are usually so incompetent with their own?

I hope so. I am, exactly like her, a real American and I love her. Let this become the new typical.

It’s less about the act and more about the fact that it wasn’t part of the script, and the ONLY reason Duffers added it in was BECAUSE it made Sink uncomfortable. That’s an asshole move, no matter what. Why does that matter? Because we, as a society, need to stop making excuses and letting people get away with acting…

Plus then we wouldn’t have the always-delightful Constance Wu as the lead. That would be tragic.