So don’t reason. Do what the right has done so successfully and bully your opponents. Mock them. Call them special snowflake babies who hate free speech and need participation trophies. Call them the worst thing you can be in America, which is a wimp and an unsuccessful loser. The right gets everything it wants, not…

They’re not nazis because they want to honor the Confederacy. They want to honor the Confederacy because they’re nazis. All that “Blood and soil” funny business was kind of a tell.

Saying your ancestor couldn’t afford slaves but fought for the institution of slavery just proves they were racist AND stupid.

You seem to have misread the sentence. “Getting a pass” means “getting a pass on his family’s history with the confederacy” not “getting a pass on owning slaves”
And as was pointed out in the John Oliver piece, his family owning/not owning slaves wasn’t the point. The fact that he’s defending a movement dedicated to…

i think the guy who did the A-Team theme also did Tales from the Gold Monkey and Magnum P.I.. Get that guy a medal.

Really? I absolutely love this show.

Victimless until you take into account its production and trade. Cocaine was basically the almond milk of the eighties.

Agreed. For the “Who died and left Plato in charge of ethics.”

This is why I’m still here, despite it all. Because the AV Club is the only place where this sentence can exist.

Respectfully disagree, Mr. Vag

I was so obsessed with the food puns that I made up a list of like 20-25 of my own the other day. NO REGRETS!

*thoughts and purrs*

Okay, glad you’re qualified to speak on behalf of the dead.

Do you feel better now, edgelord?

Once more, with feeling: fuck this orange shitstain, fuck the GOP for creating an atmosphere where he could win, and fuck the people who voted for him and haven’t apologized to the rest of the country yet.

“but in no way is it a great feminist gauntlet thrown down at the film industry.”

We live in a media environment where everyone has to take everything to the Nth degree. WW can be a solid incarnation of the strong woman capable of taking care of herself, a positive feminist message, without requiring that the movie be the greatest step in the history of cinematic feminism. Some people just need to…

He’s certainly not going to let anyone forget it.

No, but at least its feminist at all. I mean, WW is strong, she kicks all the asses, her boyfriend steps aside as she kicks the asses. My daughters were completely surprised and excited, seeing a movie where the badass woman wins the day.

It’s never too soon to tell Mr. Cameron to go fuck himself.