Hot take: Ben Wyatt is far superior to Jim Halpert.

...not to mention it completely ripped off the faux documentary style from The Office

Correct. Hands down. I will fight anyone who disagrees.

Parks and Rec is the superior show.

He’s super rich. You expect him to know what a $20 bill looks like? Or care?

A man personally responsible for thousands of lives lost vs a woman personally responsible for thousands saved.

Tradition is often the worst reason to continue doing something

You know what I hate. Traditions. It’s one of the worst concepts in the world, but it feels comfortable so often you’re eagerly falling for its trap. Tradition supposes that 1) if something existed before it should continue existing unchallenged - intellectually, emotionally or even out of pure pragmatism, which is,…

Letting prices rise will save lives, because supply will arrive BEFORE the disaster, in anticipation for it.

You’re assuming that the market is equal in a disaster - which it isn’t. All the rules of a fair market and the invisible hand change during a disaster, where asset allocation, opportunity, choice and willingness to travel are all upended. Thus, where before you would’ve had, say, 15 places you could have bought water…

It works in non-disaster times because prices don’t go up 1000%. Theme parks absolutely price gauge for water - $4+ a bottle. But it’s expected and most people are only trying to buy a few.

But in disaster situations where that case of water could literally be the difference between life and death, you think its fair…

You want the best ratings of all time, you petty, pathetic orange cyst with teeth & hair? Go on national news & fucking resign. I’ll watch that.

I was jumping for joy, man.

I think I experienced every emotion during this episode. But I did literally jump on my couch, yelled “oh yeah!” and did a high kick.

I don’t think a piece of pop culture has ever made me smile that hard. Every single thing Kyle Maclachlan did was perfect—every nuance, every word. All culminating in the perfect line: I am the FBI.

I don’t want it to end. Can we somehow stop this from ever ending? This episode made me feel every emotion and left me so charged up and excited that I am incapable of sleep. It’s like a drug (in a good way). I feel like Cooper. This show has made my heart so full.

I cannot wait to binge watch all eighteen hours in a few days. I need a week off.

surprisingly, Im going to miss Dougie Jones.

Audrey’s Dance. Audrey’s Dance. Audrey’s Dance.

Happy to star. I had many of the same feelings and questions. I love the Mitchum brothers. I don’t know why. But I do. And I’m worried about Becky. Well, more like sad about her because I’m pretty sure she’s gone. I thought Richard’s death was long coming and perfect. Diane being a Tulpa was unexpected, although come…