That therapy scene was one of the most mesmerizing things I've seen in a long, long time. I think I kind of stopped breathing for a bit while Celeste and Perry sloooowwwwly revealed the actual truth of their private life together and the therapist just drew it out of them but without betraying any reaction or emotion…

I wouldn't even call it a leap. More of a baby step.

Jeff Sessions is an asshole of the highest order. Everything about him screams out-of-touch racist old white man. Which, of course, makes him eminently qualified to serve in a Trump administration. Racist, misogynist, anti-gay, anti-marijuana, he ticks all the requisite boxes. Trump couldn't have found a more…

He also just rescinded an Obama order that required federal authorities rely less on private prisons. Also, the prison industry gave a fuck-ton of money to the Trump campaign and it's time for Sessions to make good.

That was a pretty awesome scene.

That's such an obvious no-no I'm surprised she agreed to it. I don't even have kids and even I know to defer to mom on that one.

Well, that would be a way to up their ratings…

Yeah, I appreciated the intent - and how cute was it that Ryan Gosling stood up and stayed standing, shaking all their hands, like a gentleman? - but halfway through it was like, "OK, enough. Time's a-tickin'."

Not to mention it was a waste of a good 20 minutes - in a show that was already bloated.

Yeah, I really hate the horse-race aspect of awards like this, like it's not possible for people who made two movies to actually like or respect each other. It has to be a fight pitting one against the other and if the people don't actually say anything derogatory about their competitors, then someone will just start…

I literally laughed out loud at your comment. Well done.

I loved that! Except I think he ripped it out of the PWC guy's hand (there were a lot of hands waving around right then). But his emphatic waving of it, and then pointing at Jenkins like, "You. Get up here. Now." was so great.

Back…and to the left. Back…and to the left.

Marry me.

Jordan Horowitz's "No, I want to give the Oscar to Barry Jenkins myself" reaction was quite classy.

I have a big ol' crush on Adam Scott. Like, unhealthily crushing. I even like the beard.

Phfffff. As if Republicans believe in doctors. Doctors believe in science and we all know THAT'S not acceptable.

That was truly bizarre, to find out that she's long been a supporter of LGBT rights and kept quiet b/c she didn't want to go against her family. Didn't realize she was human.
But then she went along with a directive that she KNOWS, and has known for years, just gives shitty people a chance to shit on vulnerable…

Goddamn it, can you please stop posting those photos of Trump so large? Whenever I click on a Trump article my screen is filled with his giant pumpkin head.

That oughta be a bumper sticker. "If the US isn't a smoldering crater by 2018, be sure to go out and fuckin' vote"