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I think NegPrimer seems to be channeling Kellyanne Conway. He's looking at his HEART, not the bigotry that comes out of the mouths of literally everyone he's appointing to high office.

The lighting is particularly weird in that photo. He looks even more like a waxwork than usual.

Then he'd be perfect for the Emmys! He's already got awards experience.

I did love how, when Cleese got caught up talking about how awful his marriage was, she just interjected, "and you all ask me why I don't date."

I ADORE Graham Norton. He's the only talk show I watch regularly, possibly b/c it's only once a week and not a huge time commitment, but mainly because it's obvious he really likes hearing his guest's stories and isn't just marking time til he gets to talk again. Also, he's very good at taking them down a peg when he…

He pulled a Neville Longbottom.

He's the definition of cognitive dissonance.

I'm totally OK with this.

That's so small it doesn't exist.

And the home furnishings.

Hey Molly, what's left in a jar of olives after you take all the olives out?

Also, they all escaped literally without a scratch, bruise, burn, nada. You'd think throwing yourself out a second-floor window through glass while a grenade explodes five feet from you might leave a welt.

We probably ate at adjoining tables! :-)

This was a couple decades ago, but that sounds right. Always a huge line on the weekends.

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I used to go to a Chinese restaurant in Oakland Chinatown where they had a bakery and to-go store attached, and just buy one of those big pink boxes filled with nothing but har gow. That would be lunch if I was treating myself. Not cheap, but still cheaper than getting them one steamer basket at a time in the…

Oh, I know I'll never read Missoula. I'd die of a rage-stroke.

I have eaten 20 har gow in one sitting and have never harbored any shame about it.

My mom ordered chicken feet for my white husband, who was curious and too afraid of looking avoidant in front of the judge-y Asian in-laws. He turned out to love them and now he insists on getting them whenever we have dim sum. It is, to date, the most impressed my parents have been with him.