ahahaha not to worry. after a day or 2 he will promptly get over it bc there is no other choice or way of life lulz. and don’t listen to all the mads saying the art is shitty or whatever whatever whatever. it’s incredible to see what people can create, in a fucking dusty ass desert no less. just prep him good and…

just came back from it. again. literally. he should go and it was fucking awesome (as long as he doesn’t deathly hate electronic music). some of the coolest people out there are older folks & families. haters gonna hate.

Im 35.

From 2005 - 2010 I was seriously convinced that her whole shtick was actually high-concept performance art.

I’m wrong about a lot of stuff.

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If there were more hippos at Burning Man, I’d consider going.

That’s totally fine!

You did. By deciding your opinion on women’s bodies and what they do with them and how you find them unattractive needed to be shared to us, because you’re the arbiter of everything!

I’m kind of sad we’re never going to see this on an episode of How Is It Made, and that we’ll never get an interview with Martin, because that was a fascinating senior.

BARF. And you have opinion about how much makeup a woman wears, why am I not surprised?

Please tell us more. What should we do with our __________.

I bet it’s one of those things where you seek out an experience thinking you’re gonna get a great story out of it, and then it ends up being anticlimactic, but you’re like, “What the hell, I went all the way there, might as well write that essay anyway...”

Don’t worry; she made herself feel better afterward by checking out some James Baldwin books, cause reading a guy who wouldn’t have even been allowed inside the building when he was alive makes it all okay.

This was the weirdest piece. So pretentious and schizophrenic.

And then wrote a barely readable essay about it.

Agreed so much. I kept waiting for it to get better, but

Thank you. What a bunch of pointless, anti-climactic navel gazing with absolutely nothing interesting to say. It reads like a college freshman’s first semester essay.

Interview people going in and out of the restaurant. Do a highlight/review of other BBQ restaurants in the surrounding area. Instead, she went and paid and ate, and purchased a meal for someone who didn’t even go with her? I’m not really sure what the point is?

Wow, do you think so? I thought it was MFA nightmare writing.

You. Gave. These. People. Money. So, you say you are tortured about the ignorance and discrimination of your past and the world that these people live in. To show us that you gave them money to reward them for this bullshit and wrote a piece that made YOU money. What is it that you expect? Do you really want a liberal…