Jesus Christ Christy Turlington is just so ridiculously perfect. I could stare at her all day! I wonder what it feels like to look like that?

I’m honestly not sure that matters - this sort of blasé attitude about smuggling illegal drugs is ridiculous no matter what your socioeconomic status is or what ethnicity you identify as. Though in my experience (because my experience is mostly with rich white girls who are idiots) this is something that predominately…

Or just don’t fucking travel with drugs.

Can we talk about the costumes?

It seems like they’re trying to draw in both ‘80s babies who loved the show, and teens who think YouTube celebs are interesting. FAIL. Ugh.

Exactly. Way to bury the gods damn lede.

It probably doesn’t help that I don’t know who Audra McDonald is but I initially thought it said Audra Lindley. And: YES!!!!! Except: NO! RIP Mrs Roper.

Now I see that my cat has been reading this, and it all is so obvious. Like when I wake up in the middle of the night to find him lording over me staring with murder in his eyes, I sometimes catch his eye quickly and (like the email) he breaks eye contact like it was an accident and leaps off the bed making a loud…

Sharing comments you don’t like to Groupthink is worse than teenage gossiping. People need to grow the fuck up and maybe get off the Internet for awhile and go play a sport.

Actually Robert De Niro can eat the most shit because he literally hit his female co-star on the set of Raging Bull and called it method acting. Wait, no! Mike Tyson because he’s a convicted rapist. Wait, no! Donald Trump because he’s Donald Trump. Wait, no! Michael Jordan because it’s his fault the Jazz have never…

I find it really strange that you’re yelling at other people for being anti-sex workers, and you’re using the derogatory word “whore” repeatedly. Is this satire or something?

I’m pretty sure that Tabby Gevinson’s “blackface party” equivalence was in reference to the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight that Beyonce, along with numerous other celebrities, attended. That’s the “for profit violent sporting event” I was referencing in a previous comment and what I believe may be the source of your…

Yes, if you are so politically correct and super sensitive as to think that a crack about stripper fashion being tacky (which it indubitably is) is synonymous with being “whorephobic,” and ALSO so stupid as to not realize that you’re committing an even greater offense by equating strippers with whores, then you are a…

The over 200 million people in North America are not the subject of this thread though, Beyonce is. But yes, I feel that everyone who helped to enrich Mayweather should be ashamed.

I like that you “showed your ass” without actually insulting anyone else in the thread or resorting to name calling. Hmmm

I don’t think pointing out that strippers in small towns have notoriously bad wardrobes is necessarily “demonizing”

Why isn't Tom Brady in this dress? He should be.

actually, a seedy backwater strip club would be more like a g string and some old fishnets/bra and panty set from Rainbow...this is more like an upscale cabaret look. just saying.

We’d better change our opinions quick before someone goes in to full blown panic

Ugh...Mr. Bubble? I can just feel myself getting a UTI looking at it. When I was a kid, it was no bueno...like putting Tide in the tub.