I’ll be over here if you need me.

Here’s the source.

OMG

I feel your pain. My partner and I have five right now but only two can live with me because of apartment restrictions. In my dreams, I’d live in an old urban Victorian overflowing with hard-to-adopt cats like decrepit old seniors and the ones that don’t like to be touched.

Speaking of cats... This guy on Imgur (I have sources this time Mark)

LITERALLY ALL CAT VIDEOS ARE NEWSWORTHY. (at least on the night beat.)
It is super creatively filmed though, I love the shots where the camera is like under the blanket or whatever with the kitty.
My cat hates other animals so I only have one right now. It’s okay because I love her and want her to be happy, but I wish I…

I’m jealous of everyone here that owns a cat.

Yeah, my first thought was “This is a newsworthy video? This is every time I try to make the bed.” Then I watched it and realized a) it's really creatively filmed and b) I need a ginger cat to add to my menagerie NOW. ALL THE CATS, PLEASE.

This is pretty much exactly how my cat is. (GOD I JUST LOVE CATS SO MUCH.)

During a recent transaction, an elderly woman handed me a twenty and said, with eyes a’twinklin’ “Did you hear they might put a woman on the 20 dollar bill? I’d love to see that before I go...” And then we both melted into a puddle of feelings.

Forest? What forest? LOOK AT THIS ONE TREE! RIGHT HERE. TREE.

I’m glad your comment was shared by your interlocutor (and then quickly unshared?) on Groupthink because it brought me here to kind of agree with you.

Repeat after me: NOT. EVERYTHING. IS. ABOUT. YOU. You were so busy being offended about your fucking vest that you didn’t hear the sonic boom as the author’s point flew right over your head. Did you aspire to get that vest? Do you feel self concious about your income? No? THEN THIS DOESN’T APPLY. Congratulate yourself…

*scratches head*

Of course he has an answer. 'Get cancer and fucked by a rake."

I will take that as a "no" then?

So no comment on whyyou've been gone?

Any response to the 1000+ comments concerning your writing here, on Groupthink, and on Live Journal?

Correction: what you are actually wishing for is a clitoris.

"its shape is perfect for localized vibrational transfer"