Don't feel bad, I did too.

Not Brad. Not Rocky. Not Dr. Scott.

Rocky never could handle that.

Neither. I think I'm pretty fabulous and others do as well.

Yeah, but what IS love?!?

I would settle for that. Or even a "life coach semi-ok."

life coach extraordinaire

1. Bleach to hell

You make me happy, lady. Someday I will be as weird, comfy and happy as you.

Do you guys remember those tiny hair clips that people used to use for almost-cornrows?

Thank you for saying this. Nobody gets that their "read" of someone might be off.
I also have some eye issues. Coupled with hearing loss, I'm wearing perma-bitchface, even when smiling. I swear, I'm thinking about botox. I feel like it's the only way I can get a break from everyone's poor judgement.

What if they really were having a bad day, though? What if something really horrible had happened, and then you walk up and say, "Hey! Smile! It's not so bad!"? Maybe it is so bad, maybe it's tragic.

Yes, we should leave strangers alone in general! Why is this such a difficult concept? Seriously, if I don't know you, don't accost me on the street and order me to smile. So I'm not running around with a big shit-eating grin on my face all the livelong day? So what's it to you? And on the same token, I do not need a…

Telling people they should smile is not the same as cheering people up. If you want to cheer them up, then please do (in the most unobtrusive way possible, otherwise it may look creepy too)! Just don't tell strangers what to do or not do.

But did you know why these people were upset/having a bad day? Maybe it was a tiny thing that would work out. Maybe someone they loved just died. Maybe they just got a horrible diagnosis. Maybe they just got fired and now can't afford things they really, really need, like, say, rent, or medication. Maybe they just got…

So, you first pull a dick move, and then loudly wish death on those people if they aren't happy that you pulled a dick move? Yeah, I can't imagine why you aren't spreading sunshine and rainbows wherever you go

Or we could leave strangers alone. I just don't feel it's my place to tell anyone I don't know to consider altering their facial expression. You also don't know their situation. For me, I glare because I'm squinting to see, no one needs to tell me what's up.

Do people call you Shrayby-baby?

You can move more units if you just make stuff up.