*was

How is it relevant that she is deaf?

Maybe they all found out they were the father!

I had to leave it all. I replied to NinjaCate* about Canadian rules for pregnancy leave, and I just walked away. So much of that fuckshit mess was just offensive. So many people I just wanted to response with GROW THE FUCK UP.

If you really believe that women should plan their pregnancies around work projects, you should rethink your priorities. That's just wrong.

I'm going to create a talk show called The Don't. It'll be clips from all the other similarly named shows that make me want to scream, followed by me hollering, "DON'T."

Giving or receiving. It's truly heartbreaking.

Yes. The meat industry is similar to some major political issues in our past for many reasons. It is a large spread issue with major consequences. Slaughter houses actually produce more pollution than cars, and the large number of animals in one location actually usually effects the area in such a way where ground…

Life goals. For real, though.

I don't see 'pegging' in my two states, so I'm calling complete bullshit.

"Youth Asylum" would be the best John Hughes movie about a grunge HS.

Glitter-mas! More glitter!

Tweet Beat has shown me that I should be best friends with Gabourey Sidibe, Josh Groban, Anna Kendrick, and Retta. And fuck buddies with John Stamos.

Oh Gabourey Sidibe you are my spirit animal.

Duck off, Martha. There's mothering wrong with autocorrect. Quit ditching about nothing.

I think it would have to be somebody I don't talk to anymore, because I would have far too many questions than would be politely comfortable.

As far as I know, I don't know anybody that has ever done any sex work. But I guess going by probability there has to be at least one person, right?

I had to leave my cubicle i was laughing so hard from the first gif.