I will never not be creeped out by Valderamma's propensity for dating really young ex-Disney stars.

I can put a name on that something: it's the fact that he's dated a series of underage or barely-legal women who go on to have either substance abuse or mental health problems.

I know it's really terrible, but the word "hosebeast" always makes me laugh. It just has a ring to it.

Maybe the fact that he always dated underaged girls? I believe he was 20-something when he was living with a 16 year old Lindsay Lohan, allegedly.

He keeps dating the same type of girl...it's like he's preying on a specific type of up-and-coming starlet with self esteem issues. My quick googling confirms: Mischa Barton, Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, now Demi Lovato :(

I—sincerely—had forgotten.

Something about Wilmer Valderama really creeps me out. I wish she'd get away from him.

I GOT THIS FEELING ON A SUMMER DAY WHEN YOU WERE GONE

She's so fancy. You already know.

Get a room you two.

Rojo's cool and all, but does he enjoy riding in the back of a minivan and hanging out at truck stops on I5? I give you the world's coolest road dog (and I'm pretty sure one of California's only three-legged alpacas), my avatar critter, Chazz Pizzazz!

Yeah, it seems that most famous redheads are actually blondes + hair dye. See also Emma Stone and Christina Hendricks. They frustrate my naturally copperheaded sister because she can't take any styling/red lip tips from them.

She's not really one of us.

Rojo came to where I used to work - he was a big hit with even some of the incredibly withdrawn and confused residents. The alpacas as well as the parrots that came to visit were both enormous hits!

Sifl and Olly is one of my absolute favorite things! I REALLY miss Liquid Television...

I never really took a great amount of pride in the weirdness of myself, because it always came at such a natural clip as to be a normal day-to-day existence. It took me into later in life to celebrate those strange things I finally found out I encompassed :)

The cat had a cross expression on it's face. Can't we just anthropomorphize in peace?

Team Cat Headquarters here,