While I don't have much patience for some things, my curiosity about human endevours and afflictions knows almost no bounds. So know that you've provided that link, I might have to give it a chance and report back on my findings.

I love Rojo!

Honestly, I've never heard of the uncyclopedia. And yet again I've found a superb way to spend the rest of my night. After I get done marathoning After Hours by Cracked for the umpteenth and a half time.

If you asked me when I woke up what I thought I would learn about llamas/alpacas today, I probably would have said "Not very much, actually".

Well, I don't know what expectations I held going into that Wiki article..but not at all what I expected. Have you seen that one?

Ooooh, references I haven't perused! I know what I'll be doing with the rest of my night!

I do believe that you are thinking of a llama. Another interesting fact is that when male llamas battle for mates, their patented move is to go for the groin, in hopes of tearing it open with their teeth. Ranchers use these animals to guard sheep, etc.

"Traveling band of strippers" sounds like a twist on the old western. Surely they could have been more creative with the name...

Hmm...I imagine it would depend on the type of petting involved and how loose your definition of "zoo" turns out to be. There are still some things that the public just hasn't learned to understand...

Huzzah! *clink*

Cheers! *clink*

We are great minds who drink alike.

It's like you have a window into my life! :)

Are you reading Jez while drinking beer in your pajamas? Then yes!!!

What??

Hey! The only reason I left the house today was to buy dog food and beer! Twinsies!

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Burrito Motion...

Sniff... thanks. Now I'm thinking about burritos, I could actually go for a walk and get a burrito, but it's 0 celsius (32F). Do I want one that badly?

There, there...have a burrito...

I agree!