To quote one of the greatest scholars of our time:

If you're impressed, then my 4/5th of an English degree and creative writing minor weren't obtained in vain! :)

Nuance? Ok, I'm back in the game.

So our ass-camaraderie was built upon some sordid bed of bottom-lies??

Your bottom has made my bottom feel like the greatest of bottoms in all the assy kingdom!

Everything could be upside-down hats for our assii!

Our assii will revolt! They will spare no one! They will rise up and feast on the non-believers!!!

Assii? Our gang of asses!

Hopefully not...because if we are your daughter's taste in music is terrible, Eugene. And my dangly-bits disagree with your second question :)

You either put Swass in the tape deck, or take your ass back to the house.

Wow. That's all I have to say. Thank you for sharing this, because I had no idea it existed and it delighted me in an absurd way.

And what does she need a wrench for?

Q : "How many Hilaria Baldwins does it take to change a light bulb?"

That's a completely inefficient way to change a light bulb. Unless I've been doing it wrong?

Murder is used for humans because it separates taking the life of an unwilling victim from the act of violence that it is. We use language like that all the time. Like using the word meat, instead of dead animal. Just because we have created language that allows us to divorce ourselves from actions, doesn't mean…

"Murder" specifically refers to the killing of a human being. Animals may be "slaughtered," "killed," "exterminated," "euthanized," etc depending on the situation.

Two things:

Look at these babies' back!

Damn. I'd suspected Sir Mix-A-Lot was inspired instead by the Western Art tradition of the baby who got back, the putto:

Well, I was anemic when I was that age. Hell, I was five foot ten by the time I was fourteen. My folks weren't really sure how to treat me, because I was a ridiculoudly tall, rangy girl whose lips would turn blue because I was growing too fast for my iron levels to keep up. An anomaly.