I feel this should have been written by somebody who cares about The Spice Girls. Me. Adele. Someone.

It’s like I’m with the Band but online and without discernible talent.

He’s a tool.

I can’t wait until people rush in to defend the super shake.

Bargaining phase of grief: What about just a Hot Sundae reunion? How’s that?

Hello. I am trying to write an article about former reality TV girls who made a transition to feminism and I was hoping I could interview you. I remember you posting on GT about RAINN and doing an AMA and I think you could really add a great perspective.

I didn’t know about the pay, but I am sad that I am not surprised.

Tichina Arnold, who famously played Pam on Martin and the mom on Everybody Hates Chris

Khloe looks excellent in that interview. Seriously lovely.

What happened to Abram? He used to put the ‘bro’ in broken.

Pretty little Liars you say ...

I love that she acknowledges how important perfect teeth are to a lot of people.

It would have been more thematically congruent to wear a Dick Nixon mask.

My real takeaway from MaM is that I want this lamp.

I don’t know if it’s possible for anything to be cooler than a latex riot grrrl jacket.

Is it wrong to expect one of the stalkers to be a commenter here?

Nope. It’s definitely a trilby.

Ask a sarcastic question, get a literal answer.

Please tell me there is a maître d’ at The Nice Guy who forces all male customers to don a trilby.

Without doubt, you have been the most likable and interesting writer Jezebel has had in years. You loss brings the entire site down.