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DIY nunnery.

I would like to be a nun, but my lack of belief in God really hampers any pursuit of nunhood. But, I already live in poverty, wear the same thing everyday, and have no sex, so ...

I like a big squid, but, yes, I have found them to be elusive.

I can’t even complete 100 consecutive daily showers.

During an invasion, this small band of rebels will keep Chloë Grace Moretz’s eyebrows penciled for the Gods.

Is it perspective or is that man’s head truly gigantic?

I need to be convinced to actually start writing stuff for Uproxx again. Motivate me.

You really need to upsell your ability to birth new (ridiculous) catch phrases. Without that, where will the next tooch, booch, and boom boom boom come from?

People who have an issue with you showing it to your son or talking about it to him are wrong. It’s awesome for children to have sex positive parents.

I brush mine whenever I pet them and fur builds up. They like being brushed; I might go as far as to say they love it.

Audra MacDonald went to my high school. She is a huge Broadway star but hasn’t made a huge impact in film yet.

focus on the rest of the cast — Kevin Kline plays her ex-husband, and Audra McDonald plays his new wife. AND RICK SPRINGFIELD IS HER BAND MATE.

Doesn’t look like sharing that comment to GroupThink turned out like you hoped.

But, yeah, the person is arguing that people who make choices that undermine their positions/ideologies my only be judged on those choices in specific spaces. I can buy things from a reputable homophobic retailer, but you can only talk shit about that choice when I am making those purchases or espousing my support for

The first analogy is dead-on, but the second one doesn’t work.

final Thelma and Louise-style heist

Johnny Reznik? Is that you?