I am not that open minded. Call me shallow, but I will pass on greasy ballsacks.

I think that's the message we should all take away from this.

Genital piercing grow out a lot, I think. I could just be basing this on mine. I did have a friend with one and I always wondered how they work with condoms.

You had me until:

Yeah, yeah Michael Lohan and Charles Manson are married and I'm not. Whatever. I have absolutely no problem with being pickier than Lohan or Manson. In fact, I pride myself on it.

I can't believe I spelled nose as knows. That is so embarrassing. I have been having this problem lately where I make mistakes via synonym.

Meh. I grew up in California and that's often winter enough for me.

That's cold when you are used to it being 70 degrees.

Colder than San Diego.

YES! Exactly. I want to see people braving the cold to coo through glass at animals.

I kind of like watching the people peer in the window. Can I get livestream of that or would I have to adopt the window shoppers?

I used to go where I wanted when I wanted, but I got jumped by five guys when I was walking in the middle of the night. I was 16 and I ended up with black eyes and a cut on the back of my head that lead to some chunks of hair/scalp pulling out. After that, I got more fearful about being wherever I wanted when I…

It's like your knows has nefarious intentions. The jewelry size is HUGE and that's pretty cool. Do you stick thing like locks and chopsticks into the hole? I stuck a pencil through the hole in my tongue before I thought about where it had been. I am too impulsive.

I say odd, inappropriate things all the time. I actually got in trouble for it at work because one school I teach for is in a rather staid suburb.

The only thing I walked away with was a picture of a woman wearing Santa hot pants and buying a huge TV and now I can't even find that. What a waste.

Two years ago, I went with some friends to Target at midnight, as Thanksgiving transitioned in to Black Friday. I didn't buy anything and hadn't intended to. I just wanted to see what the fuss was about. It wasn't very impressive. It was just Target with slightly more aggression.

*insert obligatory, tasteless joke about ass play and dating*

"that alley I mentioned earlier...also right up that."

I know, right?

Adam Pally was on a show called Happy Endings and it got cancelled, but it was rather fun. He played a slovenly, immature gay man and there aren't enough of those on TV. I like some abysmal television. I get hooked when an existing trope or structure is part of the set up and then subverted later.