Pretty sure Lana Del Rey's makeup artist contoured her into Liv Tyler.

There is clearly a lot of love in your cinema heart to give. I desperately wish I knew Mark Duplass from anything other than The Mindy Project because I always get the impression he is wasted there. Yet, I cannot stop watching it b/c I love Adam Pally. But, there are reports that he is leaving, so I can move on.

I wanted to watch Safety Not Guaranteed when it was in theaters and never got around to it. I worry it might give me feels. Jeff Who Lives at Home is one I have considered and was willing to watch if it was lighthearted. I can't deal with much in the way of sads right now.

Isn't is a guinea pig memory?

I am very much spending time on Netflix. I always end up watching odd things that I never thought I would. For instance, Carrie 2 is just as lame as you would think, but I actually liked You're Next.

I just wanted to take the time to tell you how excited I was to see your name and avatar.

Depends on the llama.

I have a couple seasons of Danger Mouse on DVD too. I just saw that I could get the complete Danger Mouse and the complete Count Duckula for under 100$. Well, I will obsess about that for a while. Danger Mouse is also getting a reboot; it is both exciting and terrifying to think about possible changes.

I understood that. You aren't good at irony are you?

Oh, I know my Simlish. If I play too much, I end up making those sounds because they are an earworm.

I like that you assume I did due diligence before posing a flippant comment. Thanks for setting me straight. Good luck correcting every other fuckup online.

But, don't you want to know what Dawson thinks about that commercial?

Then I will stand alone in my dislike of it.

Were I still on Twitter, you would have had my rapt attention. For realsies.

I went and checked. Yes, it's pricey, but it's 25 DISCS. That's like 4$ a disc. Technically, you got a steal.

All of Girlfriends you say? And that's on Amazon? Excuse me; I have something to do.

I know that the people are speaking a real language, but it sounds like what I imagine people sound like to dogs.

There is no way that Paco's Paradise Smoothie thing was a real commercial. That has to have been a class project.

I might (yes, absolutely do) have the first season on DVD. Although, as you were a budding adult for Clarissa, I sort of don't wanna know explicitly the role she played. Now, I want to know if you know Danger Mouse (the rodent spy, not the DJ).

I just happened to get good GRE scores. Not that it mattered because I went to a state college for my MA that didn't even need GRE results to apply. But, they have posted requirements/qualifying scores.