Look, are you a junk stabbing expert? It's all well and good to run around judging others on their needle in penis solutions here on Jezebel I guess.

Between the 2 of them, those children are going to grow up to have the biggest heads (in comparison to their bodies) on record.

For all my spooky chair needs, I will be avoiding the bizarre Japanese doll hug chair and sticking with the Korean love chair.

Principal Ryan Hanson?

I actually love them.

That is lovely. In return, I give you a folky cover that I like.

I want Amanda Bynes to be OK. But, I also really want her band-aid to be an homage to Nelly.

Me either!

But, the people have to have the tattoo forever and that's what weirds me out about the artist changing the tattoo.

The human canvas element makes it so hard for the competitors to have an equal experience. But, I also hate when the artists talk people out of the tattoos that they want.

My dad is legit addicted to it. My parents are divorced and don't speak to each other, but they both recommended it. my dad bought the 3rd season for AppleTV because he had to keep watching. He's really cute.

I loved that she actually listened to the judges and made an effort to become better at her work. I respect that.

Well, now Timber will be stuck in my head. AGAIN. I try to keep it out and every time it pops back in, it stays for a week.

Does anyone else remember when Rihanna agreed to be Darnell's (his grandparents founded Sugar Hill Records) date to his "Coming to America" themed Super Sweet Sixteen?

DAVE NAVARRO AND HIS BETTY RUBBLE HAIR?

I think it's like most competitive reality shows, the people who are really, really good aren't cast because they don't need the recognition.

This would get a contestant sent home on Ink Master.

Booooooooored.

I was responding to the Dunham situation you raised which involves a man and a woman in the position of aggressor and receiver. You will note that I spoke of booth male and female victims of rape in previous responses. Keep up. Also, read the entire account and know your facts.

I am still going with more valuable than people who have sex with super drunk men and women who haven't given them explicit consent.