See, I don't get uncanny valley from these. I get wax.

Oh, yeah, I remember loving early 90s Versace and Gianni. He always seemed so sweet, but he made sex goddess clothes.

I feel like they are really upselling those dolls b/c they aren't pretty.

OK, so SouljaBoy bottoms? Got it.

She is no Amber Valetta or Shalom Harlow. Amber transitioned to film well. Harlow did OK. And everybody did it better than Cindy Crawford.

So this would be jelly because jam don't shake?

Yep. If there was a popular model working during that period (1995), they are in it. There is a great part with Helena Christensen talking about Sharon Stone's infamous crotch shot and how it was good for an older woman to try to revive her career.

Did she wear stylish clothes too. I really want your mom to be Mrs. Robinson.

Yaaaas. I love how it's about Mizrahi, but he isn't depicted very well. His boyfriend at the time filmed it and Mizrahi blamed their break-up on his depiction in the film.

Maybe it was ironic. Did you get the dog in Portland, OR?

Sadly no. She was just the only cat yowling at the door to her kennel and hoarding blankets behind her litter pan. I think they were upselling her.

When my cat Bittens was at the humane society, they named her Angel. it's like they didn't know her at all.

Has anyone else seen the Christy Turlington documentary Catwalk? There is a ton of Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Galliano, Verscae, RuPaul, Lagerfeld, Gaultier cameos and a million other people from the 90s fashion world.

Well, I fucked that up. All I have is a stupid MA.

Your homo could be a really heavy drinker.

Guinness advertised about that forever.

Celebrate?

I don't even have a first up husband.

Apparently, drinking and smoking while pregnant are healthy.