I can't even begin to understand how people like that come to conclusions. I bet that guy has some choice words on The Jungle Book.

I bet she placed the tip of her index finger in her mouth when she breathily said that and used the other index finger to twirl her hair around it.

'Why not make some slight changes so these books are family friendly?'

Nevermind. Your reply explains what's going on with you really, really well.

She didn't say a thing about you. She made a comment about #6 on the list. Are you that defensive and identified with 6 that you can't see that?

I see a noticeable dearth of Spice Girls.

French braid fun fact: they aren't French.

Why are you hating on Let Me Take a Selfie? I guess you hate "Let Me Take a Hole Pic" too.

Tyra's thighs are sublime. You go crazy woman.

Yes! Beth in my freshman English class wore Revlon's Toast of New York. Kylie's is closer to Blackberry. More purple undertones than red.

This is a thing that has been happening without an app for at least a decade. am I the only one familiar with cuddle parties?

That is more like it!

I am sad it didn't end with the chipmunk savaging that lady's face.

Ugh. The woman modeling the fake freckles pushes her tongue against her top teeth when she smiles. I can't move past that to acknowledge anything else.

Everyone prefers Logan over Duncan.

I would hope so. I have tap shoes and I put them on when I am drunk and it is the best thing ever.

Of all the supporting characters, Alex is the one I have the least interest in hearing more from.

You should use that time to get the popular ones to sign the book. It would be like a pay raise when you sell it.

Ah, yes, the coveted chili pepper. I have a male co-worker whose ratings are pretty much the same. If I were on a hiring panel and looked that person up, I would at least give them an interview to see what the fuss is about.

On one hand, this is a-mazing. On the other hand, students have been wildly inaccurate describing me on RateMyProfessor and it's the ones with the bad experiences that really want to share.