With a headline like that, I expected the ring to at least be a Gobot, if not a Transformer.

I was so hoping people would add to the list. Yay!

Oh, yes, all the levels.

"In hindsight, all the warning signs were there"? All the warning signs that he was going to fake his own death.

I don't. But, yes, she had some truly lovely people that she dated. There was the married tow truck driver, the computer nerd who would just stick his penis though the opening in his underwear to have sex and didn't have sheets on his bed, the game store owner who make a Highlander joke as he climaxed during a BJ, the…

This reminds me of the Scott and Lacy Peterson thing and of a co-worker (later roommate) who always asserted Peterson was hot and she would do him. Now, I am sad.

I think she's really trying to emphasize how nice she is. She just likes everyone. :/

People are responding to that Chrissy Teigan tweet by saying "I bet she doesn't mean a real knife." Well congratulations MENSA candidate, you can recognize an extremely obvious double entendre. You must be so proud. I know I am.

I LOVE Tim Minchin.

YES! Extra weird because very few kids my age had anything positive to say about it but adults (esp. old ladies) were all about fawning over it and envying it and petting me. Too weird.

God, I guess all that cucumber fucking is to blame for my GIANT vagina.

Thank you for not making this all about her adult work, but can we deal with his at some point just to even things out?

I don't forgive his actions, but I feel so bad that he was sexually abused and raised by his family. I wish someone had helped him. But, that said, he is a complicated monster.

That's right! Sally was supposed to be a former pet.

"I'm so white. My hair grows out blonde, but my colouring is similar to that of a redhead," she told Refinery29. "So... I really like having red hair. I'm a natural blonde, but I really like the red."

And part of that is because of his fucked up family.

Right? I feel like people don't really get the culture of red hair in general. It is one of those things you have to grow up with to completely understand (like anything really).

I don't like having what is a genetic rarity for me devalued by people who can afford some dye. Being a redhead means more to me that simply having red hair.

Well, those people are clearly dick splashes of the first order and they are not allowed to have ginger opinions in future.

I would like Dick so much better if he didn't treat poor Beaver (Cassidy) like shit.