I saw the headline and knew it was your article.

I know this is petty, but I can't get over how bad the make-up is given how much effort goes into the costumes. I guess I just don't get the point of trying to be spot on with the clothes, but not using contouring, shaped brows, or even a foundation.

This video made me actually think of her as Lizzie Mcguire. There is something about it that removes all of her adulthood and sexuality, despite sultry looks and a bikini. She literally could have recorded this a decade ago and it wouldn't be much different.

Given how much our interest overlap, I am shocked you have never gone on a Weekiewachee binge. The vintage videos and interviews are the best.

They have always been corporate sell outs; the station was just another method to sell albums. How do you view MTV as a vehicle for the average individual's profit? Who the fuck do you think was making the videos? Pretty sure it was the music industry trying to sell records.

I care.

I actually just do it and have since my first partner. No trick. G spot stimulation gets me going.

But your comment said that "vulva" needed to go because society already chose one non-vulgar word for the area. This implies, only one word is ever needed, that society gets to choose how people refer to their bodies, that being part of society trumps being factually accurate. I fail to see how having more than one…

I am shocked anyone expected something different out of Brett Ratner.

I don't need beefcake, as much as I need thematic consistency with the text being emulated. Can you tell how fun at party and costume planning I am? ;)

How is vulva vulgar?

Fair enough, I have never eaten meat.

He's certainly handsome, but I need a more thematically consistent image.

Cue someone who can Photoshop NDT into the classic Burt Reynolds Cosmo pose.

Oh my. Now, I need cheese because my mouth wants to be full of that ASAP.

I do love a good smoked gouda.

This is one of my favorites!

In general? Yeah, I like high end white, but I never buy it for sandwiches or toast. I only buy it to spread bloomy cheese on.

Excellent. I have been waiting for the Ed Gein collection to be released. I have some lamp shades I crafted myself, but I could never get enough "material" for a full pouf.

Nothing has been the same since The Jays left and I need them both back. Johnny Wujek sucks.