I saw an episode of The Bachelor where the surprise date was seeing Train in concert. and I knew, at that point more than at any other, that I could not be a contestant. It was no longer about having to wear pageant dresses or have long hair or be generically, nonthreateningly pretty or all the teeth bleaching or…

No. That's totally a cultural bias.

But, what's the point of all that if you aren't carefree enough to enjoy it? For me, there wouldn't be one.

Or maybe Carefree was the name of an alternate personality and it should read: "I've only had a couple of times in my life when I was Carefree. And then he died."

I don't think a guy who has only been carefree a couple of times is the person to teach me how to live my best life.

Her styling makes it look like she is riffing on Annie. Does she acknowledge that at any point in the interview?

Just to be contrary, I would like to take this time to declare (with absolutely no insecurity) that I graduate Summa cum Laude and am a member of MENSA ... but, yeah Artistic Savant is making a deeply flawed argument.

Pretty sure when people sexually pleasure dogs, they just use their hands (at least I think that's the point this guy is making, but he speaks German maybe)

This would be like arguing that the magical Negro is a a fully fledged character because you are one. What you are is a fully realized woman with some overlap onto a two dimensional narrative cliche. Accept that you identify somewhat but stop trying to reclaim what is ultimately a flat character because you take…

So take that TWERKING LADY!

I am convinced these are just the bloated corpses of deceased Doritos.

How are Amber Tamblyn and David Cross not on this list?

How are Amber Tamblyn and David Cross not on this list?

Did someone say Moby?

I use them to teach argumentation. I love them utterly.

The miserable and lonely thing wasn't a schtick and that was part of the problem that I had. He isn't kidding about being perversely self-conscious and rather yawn inducing. He literally is an average man. I think I was expecting more biting humor or more tension. It is framed by him taking the reader on a regular…

He was my number one celebrity crush and then I read his autobiography and it dissipated. I also sort of hate his wife.

In all matters necrophilia, I defer to David Mitchell:

Unless it spawns a secondary movement strong enough to rise up and kill it, yes.

Yogurt already crashed in the late 80s/early 90s. It will fall again and return.