Kind of pointless and irrelevant today.

I love Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn!!!

Where does it say that she never used any government programs?

I assumed he is balding.

I find the hat distracting. Seriously distracting.

You do realize that it is a false dichotomy to assert that things can either be grave or humorous, right?

Are you sure that you weren't actually working at Target and your mom just said it was traveling/vacation?

Meh. I went and found what I was curious about. It's not a big deal.

I already did and I don't think rule 34 applies here because it's already porn to begin with. I mean "if it exists, there's porn of it" doesn't seem appropriate when it's already porn. Of course it exists.

I had to know. It looks like a dog's erection, but coming out of a human ass.

I'm not gonna spread for no rosebud.

Oh, yeah, that's because I was born without a tongue.

My curiosity will never be sated.

I doubt a prolapsed rectum would affect my chin, what with human anatomy and all.

And yet when I eat watermelon people just tell me to wipe my chin.

The worst part of this article is that there are no pictures, so now I have to go unchaperoned onto the internet to Google this. I don't want to go alone.

By this logic, if I throw a sports bra under a silk blouse, I have created a Youse?

No. I meant the men's version of the c string:

They make them for men, too.

As a redhead, I always hypothesized that we would all know that LiLo was OK when she went back to her natural color. I am willing to admit when I am wrong.