The miserable and lonely thing wasn't a schtick and that was part of the problem that I had. He isn't kidding about being perversely self-conscious and rather yawn inducing. He literally is an average man. I think I was expecting more biting humor or more tension. It is framed by him taking the reader on a regular…

He was my number one celebrity crush and then I read his autobiography and it dissipated. I also sort of hate his wife.

In all matters necrophilia, I defer to David Mitchell:

Unless it spawns a secondary movement strong enough to rise up and kill it, yes.

Yogurt already crashed in the late 80s/early 90s. It will fall again and return.

Kind of pointless and irrelevant today.

I love Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn!!!

Where does it say that she never used any government programs?

I assumed he is balding.

I find the hat distracting. Seriously distracting.

You do realize that it is a false dichotomy to assert that things can either be grave or humorous, right?

Are you sure that you weren't actually working at Target and your mom just said it was traveling/vacation?

Meh. I went and found what I was curious about. It's not a big deal.

I already did and I don't think rule 34 applies here because it's already porn to begin with. I mean "if it exists, there's porn of it" doesn't seem appropriate when it's already porn. Of course it exists.

I had to know. It looks like a dog's erection, but coming out of a human ass.

I'm not gonna spread for no rosebud.

Oh, yeah, that's because I was born without a tongue.

My curiosity will never be sated.

I doubt a prolapsed rectum would affect my chin, what with human anatomy and all.

And yet when I eat watermelon people just tell me to wipe my chin.