The worst part of this article is that there are no pictures, so now I have to go unchaperoned onto the internet to Google this. I don't want to go alone.

By this logic, if I throw a sports bra under a silk blouse, I have created a Youse?

No. I meant the men's version of the c string:

They make them for men, too.

I think that guy is super sexy.

As a redhead, I always hypothesized that we would all know that LiLo was OK when she went back to her natural color. I am willing to admit when I am wrong.

Oh no! I have never heard that before. I will have to the advice.

That sounds awful.

As a girl, I agree. I will race you to post coital slumber.

Didn't know I was. Sorry.

It's pretty rad. no joke.

Perhaps (but really just certainly), I am a semi-tall woman with a full head of red hair whose hands are made for holding everything and I just envy your prominence on i09 as I be of the cowardly persuasion.

It's ... ummm ... something I made up. I'm mostly just jealous.

I am writing some erotica and a neighbor loaned me Erotica from Penthouse III for research. I quote:

You can! That dream is not dead.

No just anecdotally. We totes talk about your previness all the time.

I need 4 hours of making out and I am in my 30s. I crave it.

There's a lot I don't hear about on Jezebel, but I never feel like women are always depicted as victims.

I should confess that I have a Sleeping Beauty collection (like Disney souvenirs from the sixties and snowglobes visible in my house), so I am a freak. I also like re-imaginings. That said, the CGI was stank, but I was touched by a lot of the storyline. The costumes for maleficent are fab. Needed more Tchaikovsky.…

Crap, I meant Hollywood Babylon.